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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bill drops a superconducting space pen into an open floor hatch; this causes mystery goo to be emitted from several of the spacecraft's key systems. Firefox eats all your RAM before you can complete your mission.
<Deddly>
That's a shame. Sounded fun.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You vow never to use science to hurt anyone. Except yourself - you don't think that counts.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You vow never to use science to hurt anyone. Except yourself - you don't think that counts.
<Mat2ch>
But just hurting yourself isn't science. And not writing the results down isn't science. Also do multiple tests. :D
<FLHerne>
.quote stapp
<LunchBot>
"There was one obvious benefit at least: Dr. Stapp could write extremely accurate physiological, not to mention psychological, reports concerning the effects of the experiments on his subject, Capt. Stapp."
<FLHerne>
.mission add You perform all your calculations in a sans-serif font where I, l and 1 are virtually identical.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You perform all your calculations in a sans-serif font where I, l and 1 are virtually identical.
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You play Spacebase DF-9. And everyone lived happily ever after.
<Benjamin>
Never heard of that.
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<packbart>
"The community fork of this game has also since been abandoned"
<packbart>
!mission add You buy the Premium dV Bundle in the KSP store.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You buy the Premium dV Bundle in the KSP store.
<packbart>
!mission fixup s/Premium/Legendary/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You buy the Legendary dV Bundle in the KSP store.
<packbart>
Stage Armor!
<packbart>
"in the store" or "from the store"?
<packbart>
!mission fixup s/in the/from the/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You buy the Legendary dV Bundle from the KSP store.
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You stage a cage fight between Maxwell's demon and Laplace's demon. Although sugar and caffeine can keep you vaguely awake for a long while, they don't work forever.
<packbart>
it's going to take a few aeons, I guess?
<packbart>
Hilbert Cage
<Benjamin>
I'm not cultured enough to understand the reference. =(
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a permanent 5% increase in SRB ISP.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a permanent 5% increase in SRB ISP.
<Benjamin>
Oh man. If KSP were made by an "AAA" publisher, that's what we'd get.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/permanent//
<LunchBot>
New text is: You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a 5% increase in SRB ISP.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission fixup s/ / /
<LunchBot>
New text is: You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a 5% increase in SRB ISP.
<KrazyKrl>
mmm, cursed fixup
<packbart>
ugh. I've got to do my daily contracts to farm enough Kerbcoin for the next launch pass
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You publish the first septuple A game.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You publish the first septuple A game.
<Benjamin>
I buy mine for just $9.99.
<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add The quantity of middle managers increases at an exponential rate.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The quantity of middle managers increases at an exponential rate.
* packbart
imagines a large stack of Z-200 Rechargeable Battery Banks
<KrazyKrl>
:mission add Your KSP premium subscription ends, which causes the "End Flight" button to have a 24 hour cooldown. (More End Flight tokens are available on the KSP shop for $5.99 per half dozen tokens.)
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your KSP premium subscription ends, which causes the "End Flight" button to have a 24 hour cooldown. (More End Flight tokens are available on the KSP shop for $5.99 per half dozen tokens.)
<KrazyKrl>
it was either ending flights having a CD... or something more diabolical. Like charging you funds to clean up rocket debris if you're not subscribed to KSP premium gold tier.
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<KrazyKrl>
of course, you have KSP premium bronze tier(free), KSP premium silver tier($84.99/36mo.), and KSP premium gold tier($225.99/96mo. BEST DEAL!!!)
<packbart>
well, time-warp is locked without the subscription
<Benjamin>
LOL!
<KrazyKrl>
physics warp only, unless subscribed.
<Benjamin>
Can I pay in Kerbal Krypto?
<KrazyKrl>
no, you need to use paladium ingots.
<packbart>
non-krakenable tokens
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You create non-fungible Kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You create non-fungible Kerbals.
<packbart>
they don't mold?
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You create non-fungusable Kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You create non-fungusable Kerbals.
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<raptop>
What happens if you put bleach in the kerbal cloning vats?
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<packbart>
Albino Kerbals
<Benjamin>
LOL!
<Benjamin>
Who would do such a montrous thing?
<KrazyKrl>
It doesn't turn them albino...
<KrazyKrl>
it turns them into mystery goo.
<FLHerne>
.mission add However many times you try, the captcha protecting your control interface doesn't recognize you as a Kerbal.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: However many times you try, the captcha protecting your control interface doesn't recognize you as a Kerbal.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You are automatically segmented.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are automatically segmented.
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You post a series of 2-4 hour long youtube videos about your unique physics discovery and how there is a shadowy conspiracy trying to stop you. Mission went well... in your dreams. Reality is not as nice, unfortunately.
<Benjamin>
Got demonetized.
<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
Your space station's only operational drinking fountain suddenly goes out-of-order. You blow your advance on Ovalkwik and fresh kittens.
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You repeatedly play Star Wars sound effects to Werhner Von Kerman's mynah bird. The tech tree bears an explosive fruit.
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
oh no! "You finally cave in and push the big red button. Jeb dies."
<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You start liveblogging your mission on #kspofficial. You are diagnosed with early-onset unemployment.
<Benjamin>
LOL!
<xxcoder>
lol
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<Benjamin>
WOOOOO!!! For only the second time in 13 years of playing KSP, I landed a rover on Tylo. =)
<Benjamin>
No cheating. =)
<xxcoder>
yay!
<xxcoder>
;mission add You outline a plan to land a rover on Tylo.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You outline a plan to land a rover on Tylo.
<Benjamin>
Nice!
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You design and build a complete space program using nothing but cans of Spam. You decide to retire before anyone notices how this is going.
<Benjamin>
MOAR SPAM!
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<raptop>
!mission add You attempt to purchase a mach diamond ring from the KSC gift shop.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to purchase a mach diamond ring from the KSC gift shop.
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