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<xxcoder>
;mission aldrin's
<LunchBot>
You try to play Buzz Aldrin's Space Program.
<xxcoder>
;outcome more hard exists
<LunchBot>
Nothing more hard exists in the universe.
<xxcoder>
fun pair
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bob trips the main circuit breaker while running both capsule's rotisseries simultaneously, violating established mealtime procedures. Your punctuation pops your weather balloon.
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<Deddly>
I... Hmm.,;:"
<Deddly>
I am a little disturbed that I have two manned capsules on a weather balloon.
<Deddly>
...since they are designed to float up high and then pop
<Mat2ch>
the capsulse pop? That sounds abd.
<Mat2ch>
*bad
<Mat2ch>
:D
<Deddly>
That sounds like a fascinating idea and we must test this immediately
<FLHerne>
Deddly: it's fine if they have parachutes
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission add To save resources on recovery, you design a capsule that pops at high altitude like a weather balloon. What? The crew usually brings parachutes - they'll be fine.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: To save resources on recovery, you design a capsule that pops at high altitude like a weather balloon. What? The crew usually brings parachutes - they'll be fine.
<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome add You are forced by the crew to test it personally before any of them will be willing to be a part of your ridiculous ideas. Bye.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are forced by the crew to test it personally before any of them will be willing to be a part of your ridiculous ideas. Bye.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ignore the exponential nature of the rocket equation. Instead of evacuating the spacecraft the crew evacuates the spacecraft.
<Mat2ch>
That sounds like a reasonable thing to do
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<Judge_Dedd>
Hehe
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
All the fuses keep blowing, so you start using increasingly large ones because they're the only spares you have left. Wolfram Alpha couldn't display the answer.
<Judge_Dedd>
The fuses were THAT BIG
<FLHerne>
hm, I really must buy some more fuses
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
All your maneuver alarms go off at the same time. Choose wisely. In a strange twist of probability, people no longer die, regardless of the absurdity of their situation.
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<packbart>
closed kerbal-like loop
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<darsie>
1337
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<FLHerne>
It would be quite strange for Jeb to be smeared into a thin paste and yet ontologically alive
<FLHerne>
smeared paste has no perception, freedom of action, biological processes or identifiability as a single object
<Mat2ch>
Well, it would back the theory that Kerbals are some kind of algae
<FLHerne>
so I'm not sure what it would mean for him to be alive
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You run out of fuel and are forced to land on a haunted asteroid.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You run out of fuel and are forced to land on a haunted asteroid.
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<Benjamin>
Anyone use the Karbonite mod? Can you mine Karborundum from Asteroids?
<packbart>
if not you can patch it in
<Benjamin>
SHould ahve thought to look at the CFG for that.
<Benjamin>
Been a long time since I captured an asteroid. Gonna make this pet rock worth the headache!
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You die unexpectedly of bone marrow cancer.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You die unexpectedly of bone marrow cancer.
<Mat2ch>
bleak
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You create a cancer virus.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You create a cancer virus.
<KrazyKrl>
yes, some unhinged scientist actually was going to create a cancer virus. he was stopped.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb meets the donation incentive, and unlocks "All Boosters". Jool tosses you out into interstellar space, with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You fail to find the cactus. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
<Benjamin>
Story of my life!
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install Deadly Reentry. Fortunately, only a small number of gray-suits were lost.
<Azander>
So much for getting rid of the politicians then :(
<Mat2ch>
Starship early morning on Monday it seems. I hate it. Will not watch
<Benjamin>
Shoot. Was hoping for tomorrow.
<Mat2ch>
23:30 UTC
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<xxcoder>
"You are tasked with reversing entropy and given a £400 annual budget for the purpose. "Forty-two seconds!", you cry, and there is much rejoicing."
<xxcoder>
lol
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an ellipsis... Given the option of dying in the game or in real life, the choice is obvious.
<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Suovas
<Deddly>
I LOVE SUOVAS
<FLHerne>
.mission add You love suovas.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You love suovas.
<FLHerne>
I feel like some of the outcomes of this would be funny
<FLHerne>
> You love suovas. [Intermediate steps] Literally everything explodes.
<FLHerne>
literally the first random outcome
<FLHerne>
You love suovas. The global economy collapses for totally unrelated reasons.
<Deddly>
LOL
<FLHerne>
You love suovas. It is immeasurably thick! (about 6 centimeters)
<FLHerne>
that might be thicker than ideal
<FLHerne>
it won't cure properly
<Deddly>
Yeah that's a chunk of Suovas steak
<xxcoder>
;mission mainsail.
<LunchBot>
You attempt to brew some coffee over the exhaust of a mainsail.