<LunchBot>
You invent a cure for old age, which has no effect on Kerbal life expectancy at all. The guys from the parachute company visit you in hospital. They're very apologetic and astounded you survived.
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<xxcoder>
"You install Ubuntu on a Probodobodyne Okto-2. Many people are typing."
<xxcoder>
lol
<raptop>
I guess we're going to have a distro war about what to put on the probe cores
<xxcoder>
yep
<Althego>
hehe
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You fix a LiquidFuel leak with bubblegum. Is bubblegum LiquidFuel-compatible? Who knows.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You fix a LiquidFuel leak with bubblegum. Is bubblegum LiquidFuel-compatible? Who knows.
<Althego>
you might call this a bubblegum crisis, (badum tissh)
<FLHerne>
.mission add It all started the morning you woke up and decided to build a rocket.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: It all started the morning you woke up and decided to build a rocket.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add THEY RIGGED YOUR KERBAL TO SELF-DESTRUCT!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: THEY RIGGED YOUR KERBAL TO SELF-DESTRUCT!
<FLHerne>
everyone here must have looked at Narbonic, right?
<FLHerne>
(third one has Helen's kitten rigged to self-destruct)
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add This takes so much skill. A strange type of skill, but a lot of it.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This takes so much skill. A strange type of skill, but a lot of it.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Jeb misuses a pickle fork.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb misuses a pickle fork.
<darsie>
FLHerne: Jetpacking to orbit from the Mun?
<FLHerne>
darsie: in its original context, singing Beatles songs with the lyrics delayed by one syllable relative to the music
<darsie>
:)
<FLHerne>
now it can be anything the RNG wishes
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<raptop>
It's all fun and games until a number appears over a kerbal's head that counts down from 5
<xxcoder>
isnt that from lemmings
<raptop>
yes
<xxcoder>
lol ok
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
M is for Mission; that's good enough for you. This results in you creating a new OS, KUNIX, which becomes insanely popular and shapes the history of computing.
<Benjamin>
No more Kerbal Windows with Kerbal Kopilot.
<raptop>
Kopilot for writing your kOS scripts!
<Benjamin>
LOL!
<raptop>
!outcome add Electrical failures turn your light emitting diodes into light emitting resistors.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Electrical failures turn your light emitting diodes into light emitting resistors.
<raptop>
!mission add You invent Kopilot for writing all of your kOS scripts.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You invent Kopilot for writing all of your kOS scripts.
<Benjamin>
I like it.
<xxcoder>
lol
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add "You launch so many rockets that the forum manifest post exceeds the character limit."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: "You launch so many rockets that the forum manifest post exceeds the character limit."
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
I deleted it by accident, then I re-added it here by accident
<xxcoder>
reminds me of that fairly strange scifi books
<xxcoder>
earth was wrapped in sphere somehow, which slows earth time very much. they wanted to send in least some humans to mars.
<xxcoder>
problem is time difference is so large that if they normally launched rockets, they would be thousand years apart
<xxcoder>
so they built hundreds of rockets, some people, some supplies
<xxcoder>
they used timing to launch all of them so they cross sphere as close as possible. one rocket was few minutes late
<xxcoder>
they got out decades later
<xxcoder>
they couldnt predict where mars would be at, since in their view, theyre spinning around sun too fast
<xxcoder>
if I recall right, rockets was all self programmed to orbit earth for a bit while computers calculate where mars is at, and route to get there
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<Benjamin>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You cover an E class asteroid with RCS/Claw Tugprobes. Your space plane goes nyan nyan.
<xxcoder>
ah thats why you attached all that. to generate the rainbow
<Benjamin>
Custom Firefly config. =P
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<xxcoder>
I bet it'd be doable in reality. just have dust evacators and strong colored lasers