Judge_Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat | Kerbal Soft-toy Program now on Steam
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<Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You kerraform Duna. You destroy an infinite number of universes in finite time.
<Deddly> Oh. I guess I should probably have done a thorough survey of the planet first.
<xxcoder> ;outcome add You find out that one of moons is actually an ancient universe-ending bomb. For few hours before the wave arrives.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You find out that one of moons is actually an ancient universe-ending bomb. For few hours before the wave arrives.
<xxcoder> ;mission You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.".
<xxcoder> ;mission add You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.
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<Deddly> !mission add You attempt to cash in all your safety checks.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to cash in all your safety checks.
<FLHerne> .mission add You wonder whether trees, the only other known macroscopic life form, evolved directly into Kerbals or if there's a missing link.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You wonder whether trees, the only other known macroscopic life form, evolved directly into Kerbals or if there's a missing link.
<darsie> Kerbals are green, so maybe.
<darsie> All they need is Sunlight, no rations.
<darsie> Roots->legs/feet, branches->arms/hands
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<Izzy> oh, to be able to photosynthesise...
<KrazyKrl> ;mission add Detective Thorn Kerman becomes locked in the loony bin after running pants-less around the administration building while raving "Soylent Kerbal is green!!!"
<LunchBot> Added mission: Detective Thorn Kerman becomes locked in the loony bin after running pants-less around the administration building while raving "Soylent Kerbal is green!!!"
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<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You add random quotes to spice your mission plan up. Like this: The "rocket" will be inserted into orbit of Mün in order to do a "surface" scan. You lost your rocket because a software update invalidated your license.
<xxcoder> lol. I remember adding that mission
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<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You decide the next action can wait til after lunch. Today is a good day to die.
<xxcoder> that is, after lunch. dont wanna die hungry
<Deddly> Darsie, they don't need sunlight either...
<darsie> Yeah, I invented that.
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