08:58 <Deddly> !mission

08:58 <LunchBot> To prevent the boil-off of your liquid fuel you put sunscreen on the tanks. You have difficulty recruiting crew, due to a new fad of using ejection seats in place of the Astronaut Complex stairs.

09:08 <FLHerne> .mission add You modify your lifejackets to inflate with pure oxygen so they're useful in space.

09:08 <LunchBot> Added mission: You modify your lifejackets to inflate with pure oxygen so they're useful in space.

09:10 <Mat2ch> oh no, I just realized that I didn't install the front of my AC properly. Now I have to disassemble it again.

09:22 <packbart> I can't find the site anymore that visualized ISS telemetry with diagrams and numbers...

09:22 <packbart> only the "ISS tracker app" but that doesn't look as good

09:24 <packbart> it used to look like this https://lightstreamer.com/wp-content/uploads/ethos3.png - but I can't find that one

10:21 <Mat2ch> !outcome add The monkeys take over.

10:21 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The monkeys take over.

10:42 <Deddly> !outcome add Wallace and Gromit beat you there with an implausible single-stage vehicle.

10:42 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Wallace and Gromit beat you there with an implausible single-stage vehicle.

12:30 <Deddly> !mission add You attach a massive dump valve to your turbopump to make it sound cooler when throttling down.

12:30 <LunchBot> Added mission: You attach a massive dump valve to your turbopump to make it sound cooler when throttling down.

12:33 <Deddly> !mission fixup s/down./down. It generates a shockwave so powerful that disintegrates everything within a kilometre radius and puts a big grin on your face.

12:33 <LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/

12:33 <Deddly> !mission fixup s/down./down. It generates a shockwave so powerful that disintegrates everything within a kilometre radius and puts a big grin on your face./

12:33 <LunchBot> New text is: You attach a massive dump valve to your turbopump to make it sound cooler when throttling down. It generates a shockwave so powerful that disintegrates everything within a kilometre radius and puts a big grin on your face.

13:00 <KrazyKrl> you mean a wastegate?

13:01 <packbart> don't modern cars use their soundsystem to play cool bangs and vrooms to their drivers? :)

13:02 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket uses only uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

13:02 <LunchBot> Added mission: For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket uses only uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

13:05 <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/only uses/uses/

13:05 <LunchBot> New text is: For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket uses uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

13:05 <KrazyKrl> erm, i specifically wanted the opposite of that.

13:05 <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/uses uses/only uses/

13:05 <LunchBot> New text is: For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket only uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

13:07 <packbart> !mission add You program the capsule sound system to play a loud VROOOMRINGDINGDINGVOOSH at launch to mask the feeble sounds of your all-electric boosters.

13:07 <LunchBot> Added mission: You program the capsule sound system to play a loud VROOOMRINGDINGDINGVOOSH at launch to mask the feeble sounds of your all-electric boosters.

13:09 <packbart> !mission

13:09 <LunchBot> You fashion a sort of industrial strength Faberge egg – intricate, wonderfully worked, refined beyond all ordinary desires, a museum piece from the start. All the dolphins suddenly disappear, leaving a message for you that reads, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

13:09 <packbart> Bloody dolphins made off with my egg

14:09 <KrazyKrl> maybe if you didn't make an excessively expensive faberge fish egg, we would still have dolphins.

14:16 <Mat2ch> !mission add You build a Tom Cruise missile.

14:16 <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a Tom Cruise missile.

14:35 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The explosion releases a dadly cloud of dad jokes, contaminating the area with Neon, Lithium, Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, and Plutonium.

14:35 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The explosion releases a dadly cloud of dad jokes, contaminating the area with Neon, Lithium, Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, and Plutonium.

14:36 <Mat2ch> I don't get the joke. But I'm no dad...

14:37 <darsie> nitrogen is spelled with lower case.

14:38 <Mat2ch> Why?

14:38 <KrazyKrl> wat

14:38 <darsie> English says so.

14:39 <darsie> Like more mundane elements like iron.

14:39 <KrazyKrl> i don't think you can get more propperist of proper nouns... than literal elements of the perodic table.

14:40 <darsie> I could be wrong.

14:40 <Mat2ch> "Producing plutonium in useful quantities for the first time was a major part of the Manhattan Project during World War II that developed the first atomic bombs."

14:40 <Mat2ch> Interesting enough, Wikipedia writes it lower-case in sentences

16:30 <Deddly> Pretty sure they are all lower case, but I'm even more certain that it doesn't matter ;)

16:50 <Mat2ch> Deddly: that's not how you start a language war.

16:51 <Deddly> Oh I apologise. I meant to say "You are wrong and you should feel bad, you heinous person!"

16:55 <Mat2ch> Thanks. I'm feeling better now. I mean bader.

16:56 <Deddly> You are whale comb.

17:14 <darsie> Like the combs blue whales use to harvest krill?

17:47 <Deddly> Sure

23:43 <FLHerne> .mission add You can't determine the state of repair of a pressure vessel because its inspection hatch is rusted shut.

23:43 <LunchBot> Added mission: You can't determine the state of repair of a pressure vessel because its inspection hatch is rusted shut.