00:03 <Azander> .mission

00:03 <LunchBot> The chef's been looking up some recipes from Earth to try out. Today's special lunch is "mustard". Atmosfear is the path to the dark side of the Mün. Atmosfear leads to thrustration; thrustration leads to payloathe; payloathe leads to buffering.

08:36 <Mat2ch> FLHerne: "your just sayin'" feels so wrong

08:37 <FLHerne> It is so wrong, that's the point.

08:39 <Mat2ch> yes. And I don't like it.

12:31 <Deddly> !mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/

12:31 <LunchBot> New text is: Your crew dare you to slap the Mün surface with your suited hand, from your rocket, in orbit, without landing.

12:32 <Deddly> !mission

12:32 <LunchBot> You visit otter space. Help! Your spaceship has fallen and it can't get up.

12:55 <FLHerne> .mission add Your website homepage has what's effectively a <marquee>, except it's a pixellated biplane.

12:55 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your website homepage has what's effectively a <marquee>, except it's a pixellated biplane.

12:57 <FLHerne> http://www.historywebsite.co.uk/Museum/museum.htm

15:06 <FLHerne> .outcome add You are forced to deny something painfully specific.

15:06 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are forced to deny something painfully specific.

15:09 <Althego> suspiciously specific denial

15:26 <sandbox> !mission

15:26 <LunchBot> You decide to cut your losses by covering your ships with probe cores and plugging your kerbals into neuro-interfaces. You end up on an escape trajectory out of the sun.

15:47 <sandbox> .outcome add That was too close... You were almost a Bill Sandwich.

15:47 <LunchBot> Added outcome: That was too close... You were almost a Bill Sandwich.

16:54 <FLHerne> .outcome add It's like using a cannon to fire soft-boiled eggs at a stone wall to see if they would bounce.

16:54 <LunchBot> Added outcome: It's like using a cannon to fire soft-boiled eggs at a stone wall to see if they would bounce.

17:05 <Althego> .outcome add The computer reports: Radiation protection falling.

17:05 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The computer reports: Radiation protection falling.

17:56 <packbart> Technology recharged.

19:23 <Deddly> !mission

19:23 <LunchBot> You witness a rather disturbing incident involving an eggplant and a balloon. You are alone, not just physically, but spiritually, experiencing a unique form of nightmare shared by no one, before or since.

19:24 <Deddly> That eggolant/balloon incident really messed with my head

19:25 <umbralraptop> That's an impressively coherent combination

20:28 <xxcoder> wow that went dark lol

22:00 <Azander> .mission

22:00 <LunchBot> You peer behind an event horizon. As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.