02:43 <xxcoder> " You weld a convict into a submarine to explore anomalies in an ocean of blood. When asked to explain your behavior, you can only offer a sheepish chuckle and the inexplicable craving for cream cheese. "

02:43 <xxcoder> scp must have affected me

08:01 <Mat2ch> So, the Prince of Darkness is dead. I can't say that I'm surprised, but still

08:29 <FLHerne> .outcome add Your mission did not earn such a cool outcome.

08:29 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your mission did not earn such a cool outcome.

08:30 <FLHerne> .outcome add You return to your craft to discover you left your keys several miles away.

08:30 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You return to your craft to discover you left your keys several miles away.

08:31 <FLHerne> .mission add Your craft is too wide, so you pull the sides in with chains and a coffin hoist to make it fit.

08:31 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your craft is too wide, so you pull the sides in with chains and a coffin hoist to make it fit.

09:14 <Mat2ch> FLHerne: How much of this correlates with reality?

10:10 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: the last two, quite a lot :0

10:10 <FLHerne> er, :p

10:23 <Mat2ch> where did you get the coffin hoist?

10:25 <Althego> have you ever seen a kerbal die of natural causes and leaving behind a corpse? probably even then they just go poof

10:25 <Althego> so why would they have coffins

10:55 <Mat2ch> To hide their snacks

12:07 <Mat2ch> .oO( Remember, kids, when your dishwasher stinks, clean the sump )

12:24 <FLHerne> Mat2ch: borrowed it from Dutton drydock, along with some odd bits of scrap to build a rudder

12:24 <FLHerne> Althego: good point

12:24 <FLHerne> perhaps there are Kerbal vampires

12:25 <Althego> depends of the type of vampire

12:26 <Althego> in some universes they are biological. in other they can be several types, some being undead, others not

12:43 <packbart> I vaguely remember a bad movie... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2

12:44 <packbart> "goblins who turn people into plant matter to eat them" sounds like Kerbal Vampires :)

16:55 <raptop> Althego: Are we sure that kerbals don't become force ghosts?

16:55 <raptop> (...which I guess explains the Kraken. It's actually kerbal ghosts)

16:55 <Althego> those still dont need coffins

16:56 <raptop> !choose coffins|drop pods

16:56 <LunchBot> coffins

16:56 <raptop> hrm

17:01 <xxcoder> lol got mission I added a while ago on my trmnl. " You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab. Bill Kerman dies of G-force damage. "

17:01 <xxcoder> poor bill tho

17:08 <raptop> !outcome add Bill Kerman reminds you that the tourists need to survive to recovery for you to get paid.

17:08 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill Kerman reminds you that the tourists need to survive to recovery for you to get paid.

17:54 <raptop> !mission add You pour LOX on your crew's breakfast bagels.

17:54 <LunchBot> Added mission: You pour LOX on your crew's breakfast bagels.

18:06 <xxcoder> ;mission add Jeb adds some laxatives to Bobs meal before Bobs space walk.

18:06 <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb adds some laxatives to Bobs meal before Bobs space walk.

18:07 <xxcoder> ;outcome add You use laxatives as emergency dV.

18:07 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You use laxatives as emergency dV.

18:42 <raptop> ick

18:47 <xxcoder> yup

19:15 <Mat2ch> but that should be a mission

19:43 <xxcoder> ok

19:43 <xxcoder> ;outcome deleye You use laxatives as emergency dV.

19:43 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "deleye You use laxatives as emergency dV.".

19:43 <xxcoder> ;outcome delete You use laxatives as emergency dV.

19:43 <LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "You use laxatives as emergency dV."

19:43 <xxcoder> ;mission add You use laxatives as emergency dV.

19:43 <LunchBot> Added mission: You use laxatives as emergency dV.

21:06 <Deddly> !mission

21:06 <LunchBot> You start designing a tip-jet powered rocket helicopter that can fly to orbit. The numbers don't add up so you add a giant centrifugal aerospike. Westley Kerman returns, years later, as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.