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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your name is Detective John Kerbal, and you want your questions answered immediately.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your name is Detective John Kerbal, and you want your questions answered immediately.
<xxcoder>
;mission add Go go gadget rocket!
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Go go gadget rocket!
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You plug in the (mysteriously unplugged) CED player, just so you can watch the movie Spy Kerbs.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You plug in the (mysteriously unplugged) CED player, just so you can watch the movie Spy Kerbs.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Bill relights the incense on the KSC's Danny Trejo shrine III.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bill relights the incense on the KSC's Danny Trejo shrine III.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your handwavium-powered rocket fails to ignite.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your handwavium-powered rocket fails to ignite.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You see that your graphite-block moderated pile is on fire and quickly work to douse it in water. Cheer up! If all else fails, you can set the building on fire.
<Judge_Deddly>
Nice
<darsie>
works out :). 2 H2O + C --> CO2 + 2 H2
<darsie>
Water is a moderator, too.
<darsie>
Especially D2O.
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<darsie>
1338
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<Judge_Deddly>
.
<FLHerne>
> You launch a crewed Münar impactor. Shortly after the project's release, Consumers International awards you the extremely dubious Blindingly Obvious Danger Award.
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/national/planetary/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Shortly after the project's release, Consumers Interplanetary awards you the extremely dubious Blindingly Obvious Danger Award.
<FLHerne>
Kerbin doesn't have nations
<Mat2ch>
That's why they keep telling us!
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put on the Gravity soundtrack to make your aerocapture maneuver even more intense. The idea is tried, and it turns out it is not only Not Progress but a huge disaster.
<Judge_Deddly>
Just like Gravity
<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome add Interesting Choice. Had you considered just NOT doing that?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Interesting Choice. Had you considered just NOT doing that?
<Mat2ch>
.oO( What, I meant What. Why did I write why? )
<Judge_Deddly>
Why are you talking about? ;)
<Judge_Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Beans and corned beef on toast
<Mat2ch>
Judge_Deddly: The message before. I wanted to say: That's WHAT they keep telling us
<Judge_Deddly>
I was joking, of course ;)
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<Mat2ch>
sorry, got woken up too early today and I have problems concentrating on every single word. I'm doing the chatgpt version of reading...
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add If you manage to get it right, what will you prove? That you can cause your own head to explode?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If you manage to get it right, what will you prove? That you can cause your own head to explode?
<FLHerne>
.mission add Tired of your craft landing on its side, you redesign it to be a non-homogenous monostable tetrahedron.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Tired of your craft landing on its side, you redesign it to be a non-homogenous monostable tetrahedron.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt laxative calculus. The probability of success is too small to be represented by a 64-bit IEEE 754 floating-point number, and is rounded to zero.
<Deddly>
Uhm...
<xxcoder>
no brown calculus for you
<FLHerne>
.outcome add People immediately go for "oooh, a nutcase, but one of the benign ones."
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: People immediately go for "oooh, a nutcase, but one of the benign ones."
<xxcoder>
;mission add You discover that squarrels have stuffed nuts into various places in rocket you left on pad for a week. You decide to go launch it anyway.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You discover that squarrels have stuffed nuts into various places in rocket you left on pad for a week. You decide to go launch it anyway.
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<xxcoder>
week thingy is reference to another mission (or outcome?)
<Deddly>
Yay free snaks
<xxcoder>
yup
<xxcoder>
in some cases, roasted nuts even
<raptop>
!mission fixup s/squarrels/squirrels/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You discover that squirrels have stuffed nuts into various places in rocket you left on pad for a week. You decide to go launch it anyway.
<xxcoder>
thanks
<packbart>
!mission In a novel attempt to circumvent orbital mechanics, you cover your rocket in non-newtonian fluid.
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "In a novel attempt to circumvent orbital mechanics, you cover your rocket in non-newtonian fluid.".
<packbart>
!mission add In a novel attempt to circumvent orbital mechanics, you cover your rocket in non-newtonian fluid.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: In a novel attempt to circumvent orbital mechanics, you cover your rocket in non-newtonian fluid.
<packbart>
meh
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<FLHerne>
.outome add You just can't look, it's killing you - you're losing control...
<Mat2ch>
Is the bot asleep?
<xxcoder>
nope
<xxcoder>
its just chilling and waiting for commands
<FLHerne>
I missed a c
<xxcoder>
yeah. I hinted at it a bit lol
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<Tank2333>
Hi
<xxcoder>
"You put an RTG in every Kerbal's suit to keep life support going and to give them a healthy glow. May your spirits illuminate the universe."