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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace your speakers with singing tesla coils. Your obsession with powerful lasers proves detrimental to the health of your eyes and the structural integrity of your house.
<Deddly>
Tesla coils and lasers. Sounds like a great party
<xxcoder>
laser-backed coils
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You find the funky D. There would have been so much fire if Jeb hadn't got the fire out.
<xxcoder>
funky d fire?
<darsie>
Deuterium fusion?
<KrazyKrl>
"funky d" was actually short for "funky device"
<KrazyKrl>
it's a nuke.
<KrazyKrl>
nothing unnerves the enemy more than playing the beegees while committing war crimes.
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<FLHerne>
<LunchBot> You blow up your latest rocket on the launch pad, to ensure its crew's inevitable heroic deaths make the morning newspapers. An OSHA inspector sees this, twitches a little and then explodes.
<Althego>
hehe
<FLHerne>
can't have pesky witnesses
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You equip your aircraft with small thermobaric missiles to thwart idiots with laser pointers. Jeb is stuck inside the cabin, because he forgot to bring his space underwear for EVA.
<Deddly>
EVAs aren't generally recommended on aircraft.
<Althego>
the maximum absorbency garment
<Althego>
that is its official name
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<packbart>
the ISS video feed generally cut out before it came to peeling astronauts out of those
<FLHerne>
.mission add You build a people catcher and test it on Jeb (naturally).
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You build a people catcher and test it on Jeb (naturally).
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Any kerbal who's ever tried doing that just ends up getting fried or torn to pieces.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Any kerbal who's ever tried doing that just ends up getting fried or torn to pieces.
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<Deddly>
!outcome add LOL
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: LOL
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Oh, you *really* hope this works...
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Oh, you *really* hope this works...
<Deddly>
!mission add You attempt to land Gilly on the launchpad.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to land Gilly on the launchpad.
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<KrazyKrl>
;outcome add Khorne arrives, gives you a "thumbs up," and disappears into the immaterium.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Khorne arrives, gives you a "thumbs up," and disappears into the immaterium.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You loudly argue in the break room that the movie "Event Horizon" isn't a "spiritual precursor to 40k" but that "it's just a movie about TBI."
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You loudly argue in the break room that the movie "Event Horizon" isn't a "spiritual precursor to 40k" but that "it's just a movie about TBI."
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<Guest75730>
Oh well, at least it was khorne and not nurgle
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover that some people don't view the glass as half empty or half full, but say instead "What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?" This gravely offends the Finnish people.
<Althego>
hehe
<xxcoder>
oh boy
<Althego>
finnish drinking is no joke :)
<xxcoder>
sometimes combos is just gold
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You build an inertial guidance system and proceed to launch missiles with it at your opponents. This all ends with Kicks and Mutes.
<xxcoder>
kick and mute missions
<xxcoder>
*missles
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<darsie>
.mission pork
<LunchBot>
You build a porkjet-powered plane.
<darsie>
.mission pork
<LunchBot>
You flavor your porkchop plots with orange tanks.
<umbralraptop>
I'll take a side of barbaque rolls with those
<darsie>
.outcome add The rocket fuel evaporation rate decreased significantly since you added a small amount of denatonium to it.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The rocket fuel evaporation rate decreased significantly since you added a small amount of denatonium to it.
<umbralraptop>
hm
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<docphees>
!Bsk Ben Macintyre - Agent Sonya (retail).epub
<docphees>
!AshurbaniPy K15jRqp3jsspFtXDo3mXNw - Ben Macintyre - Rogue Heroes: The History of the SAS, Britain's Secret Special Forces Unit That Sabotaged the Nazis and Changed the Nature of War [eng] (EPUB)
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<darsie>
umbralraptop: denatonium makes rocket fuel taste bitter.