03:43 <xxcoder> https://imgur.com/a/csVb8DV

03:43 <xxcoder> fun

07:24 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

07:24 <LunchBot> You launch a new spacecraft propelled by GreeningGalaxy tossing buckets of tribbles out the back. You collide with the wreck of your previous attempt at this, tearing a hole in your craft.

07:49 <Mat2ch> xxcoder: too realistic :D

11:41 <Deddly> !lunch add Altoona-style pizza

11:41 <LunchBot> Added lunch: Altoona-style pizza

11:46 <Deddly> !mission add You are testing a revolutionary new rocket technology consisting of an Italian forcefully ejecting blasphemous pizzas from the cargo hold. Today, you are well stocked on Altoona-style pizza and, based on some recent unethical research, you are expecting to significantly break the Delta-V record.

11:46 <LunchBot> Added mission: You are testing a revolutionary new rocket technology consisting of an Italian forcefully ejecting blasphemous pizzas from the cargo hold. Today, you are well stocked on Altoona-style pizza and, based on some recent unethical research, you are expecting to significantly break the Delta-V record.

11:58 <FLHerne> ???

12:27 <Mat2ch> Judge_Dedd: that mission looks like either two missions in one or an outcome added

12:39 <Althego> !nela

12:39 <Kerbot> Althego => Falcon 9 - Starlink (17-12) - Sep 17 (estimated) - https://rocketlaunch.live/launch/starlink-17-12 for info/stream

15:32 <Judge_Deddly> FLHerne, Mat2ch, see the latest XKCD for something that should make it more clear

15:33 <Judge_Deddly> Be sure to check the hidden mouse-over text

15:51 <Mat2ch> Judge_Deddly: Can we burn it? Or bury it somewhere?

15:59 <Althego> the pizza?

16:16 <Judge_Deddly> That particular pizza

16:17 <Judge_Deddly> Mat2ch, we can get an Italian to throw it out of the airlock for some extreme Delta-V.

16:18 <Althego> hehe

16:19 <Judge_Deddly> !nextlunch

16:19 <LunchBot> Wikipedia omniroll https://xkcd.com/3060/

16:19 <Judge_Deddly> Yum

16:20 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

16:20 <LunchBot> You accept a contract to test the Mk16 parachute in flight over Kerbol. The IRC channel doesn't stop talking about the ensuing hilarity for *days*.

16:20 <Judge_Deddly> Nice

17:28 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

17:28 <LunchBot> You blast off to get a surface sample of Scottmanley. You discover what happens when matter meets antimatter. (Kaboom! Now nothing matters.)

17:29 <Judge_Deddly> Nothing matters = anti matters?

17:30 <packbart> Antimatter lightning, very very frightening me

17:31 <Althego> galileo galileo

18:54 <Judge_Deddly> Figaro

19:20 <raptop> Today in planetary defense: https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.12362

20:57 <sandbox> !mission

20:57 <LunchBot> You explain regexp to the newly hired engineer. The universe collapses in on itself and it's all your fault. There are no intermediate steps.

20:58 <Mat2ch> happens with regexp

21:02 <raptop> At least you no longer have to parse HTML

21:10 <FLHerne> accidentally globbed the entire universe

21:12 <xxcoder> regex to convert .* to nothing

21:15 <raptop> And you are finally free

21:17 <Mat2ch> maybe the newly hired engineer tried to parse HTML with regexp and that's when everything went wrong

21:47 <raptop> perhaps

21:47 <raptop> !8ball Is Zalgo Tony the Pony?

21:47 <LunchBot> It is certain.

21:47 <raptop> okay, probably