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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You get into an argument of periapsis. Booster-kun isekais you.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
the argument goy heated
<Judge_Deddly>
Moar boosters is a conspiracy!
<Mat2ch>
So was icebergs, until the Titanic hit one!
<FLHerne>
.outcome add It wasn't bad for a first attempt.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: It wasn't bad for a first attempt.
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/was/is/
<LunchBot>
New text is: It isn't bad for a first attempt.
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission add It finally dawns on you that all the people telling you to "just add moar boosters" do not, in fact, have your best interests at heart. You therefore design a craft with no boosters at all, just to show them.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: It finally dawns on you that all the people telling you to "just add moar boosters" do not, in fact, have your best interests at heart. You therefore design a craft with no boosters at all, just to show them.
<raptop>
Wait, that mission is likely to lead to a good outcome
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
ssto, guaranteed no booster
<FLHerne>
.mission add You extinguish the fire that severs day from night.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You extinguish the fire that severs day from night.
<FLHerne>
got to have some almost Shakespeare quotes
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<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome add Chutes! Chutes! Wherefore art thou chutes?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Chutes! Chutes! Wherefore art thou chutes?
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission add Beware the Ike of March.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Beware the Ike of March.
<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome add If you crash us, do we not explode into smoke? If you jiggle us, do we not laugh? If you catapult us, do we not die? And when we respawn, shall we not revenge?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If you crash us, do we not explode into smoke? If you jiggle us, do we not laugh? If you catapult us, do we not die? And when we respawn, shall we not revenge?
<Judge_Deddly>
I believe someone asked for almost Shakespeare
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<FLHerne>
excellent
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Don't worry, it's easily fixed - you just have to reverse entropy and everything works out fine.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Don't worry, it's easily fixed - you just have to reverse entropy and everything works out fine.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Lord, what fools these Kerbals be!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Lord, what fools these Kerbals be!
<FLHerne>
.mission add Hath not a Jeb eyes? Hath not a Jeb hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions...
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Hath not a Jeb eyes? Hath not a Jeb hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions...
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part you would have saved your life, if you had any sense.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part you would have saved your life, if you had any sense.
<FLHerne>
hm
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/if you had/had you/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part you would have saved your life, had you any sense.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add A Kerbal can die but once -- Jeb owes the Kraken several deaths.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A Kerbal can die but once -- Jeb owes the Kraken several deaths.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/--/—/
<LunchBot>
New text is: A Kerbal can die but once — Jeb owes the Kraken several deaths.
<Judge_Deddly>
Hmm
<Judge_Deddly>
Em dash doesn't look like an Em dash herre
<Judge_Deddly>
Shall I put it back, FLHerne? I thought I was being helpful but I don't know if that looks right
<Mat2ch>
it looks better
<Judge_Deddly>
Testing...
<Judge_Deddly>
— M dash
<Judge_Deddly>
– N dash
<Judge_Deddly>
- hyphen
<Judge_Deddly>
OK they are different
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<raptop>
You can always to the old style -- instead of a true em-dash
<Judge_Deddly>
Yeah but that's harking back to the days of the typewriter
<sandbox>
did you ever have to use a typewriter?
<FLHerne>
raptop: yes, that's what I did in the first place :p
<FLHerne>
I have no strong opinion on it
<FLHerne>
in general I stick to ASCII on IRC unless there's a reason not to, because clients do all kinds of stuff
<Judge_Deddly>
This is a fair point
<Judge_Deddly>
sandbox, I can't say I have ever HAD to use a typewrite, but I have used one
<Althego>
mission chew bubblegum
<Althego>
.mission chew bubblegum
<LunchBot>
You have come here to chew bubblegum and launch rockets, but you are all out of bubblegum.
<Mat2ch>
well, it's 2025. If your client doesn't support UTF-8 yet, you should have updated it 10 years ago