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<Deddly>
We already have machines that can look back in time - telescopes. The only snag is how to get one 70 light years from here.
<Deddly>
Maybe we can ask some friendly aliens to film it amd upload it to YouTube
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try using some grapes, cds and crumpled tinfoil in a microwave together with a little oxidiser as rocket fuel. The plasma is mesmerising. For your careless use of funds you are exiled to Eeloo.
<Deddly>
Aaaw :(
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch a rocket with the goal of reaching a distance of one hellameter from the sun. This has a Deddly outcome for all involved.
<Deddly>
:D
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add The potato cabal's lawyers send you a super-cease-and-desist letter, after you claim that the price of space fries has disproportionately risen recently.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The potato cabal's lawyers send you a super-cease-and-desist letter, after you claim that the price of space fries has disproportionately risen recently.
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You use "whichcraft" while searching for a missing Jeb clone.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You use "whichcraft" while searching for a missing Jeb clone.
<KrazyKrl>
whichcraft, it's like witchcraft... but with trial-and-error on your flights.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
To prevent the boil-off of your liquid fuel you put sunscreen on the tanks. At least your crew capsules can be easily repurposed as spy satellites.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Adding one more spherical tank to your booster triggers the Sausage Catastrophe. Reality questions you back.
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You complain about people swapping around parts/stages, insisting that this is unrealistic and "rockets are not legos". It makes you sing 'Happy Happy Joy Joy'.
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<raptop>
!outcome add You find that finanical instruments based on your launches are far more profitable than the missions themselves, and pivot appropriately.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find that finanical instruments based on your launches are far more profitable than the missions themselves, and pivot appropriately.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add You figure how to fund next missions with more money by life insurance on kerbals going out on your missions.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You figure how to fund next missions with more money by life insurance on kerbals going out on your missions.
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<raptop>
But can you get life insurance policies on tourists?
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