<raptop>
(And yes, you can find things like the quote file and startups. Note that those contain a number of NSFW bits)
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<xxcoder>
cool :) those 2 is plenty
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You schedule a criticality excursion. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sentences you with rehabilitation.
<Deddly>
words
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<Judge_Dedd>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
A mountain of nachos the size of your head.
<Judge_Dedd>
I'll happily take that
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt a Grand Tour of the restaurants in your area. The soft *pinnnng* of your ship's nav computer has never sounded more ominous.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace the atmosphere of your spacecraft with aerogel. Oh noez. Jeb just ate a snack and can't jump up to the ladder anymore.
<Judge_Deddly>
I think that the snack is unlikely to be the cause of that particular issue.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You accidentally start a mission. It turns out that this rocket design is Turing complete.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to get back from Eve without killing Jeb. Kerbals everywhere celebrate their increased life span.
<Judge_Deddly>
I would have expeted that to SHORTEN their lifespan
<raptop>
The missing intermediate steps involved you getting better at retrieving kerbals (and mission planning)
<Judge_Deddly>
But surely Jeb's continued existence is a hazard for all of kerbalkind?
<raptop>
Fannon Jeb, sure. But canon Jeb is just a pilot with the BadS flag. And players will use Jeb to the exclusion of other kerbals, so they won't be risked as often!
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You accept a contract by FICSIT Inc. to build "a small base and a few resource converters". The Jeb vat is empty. You start up a fresh one.
<raptop>
oh, "FICSIT" is pronounced "fix it"
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The snack bar is closed until further notice.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The snack bar is closed until further notice.