<raptop>
!outcome add The only part of the ship that doesn't explode is the FTS.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The only part of the ship that doesn't explode is the FTS.
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Bill begins removing all the cream filling from all of the donuts on the ship, in order to replace a shortage of Mystery Goo. The 'days since last failure' counter on your wall looks impressive to people who don't realise it's in binary.
<xxcoder>
hah
<xxcoder>
;mission add You have your software team start vibe-coding mission-critical software.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You have your software team start vibe-coding mission-critical software.
<xxcoder>
;mission fixup s/ing miss/ing the miss/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You have your software team start vibe-coding the mission-critical software.
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<xxcoder>
"Jetpack to Kerbin from Duna orbit. You launch at night and cannot locate the Sun. Unfortunately, you can locate the ground. "
<Althego>
hehe
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<xxcoder>
;outcome add You have great landing success! You grabbed wrong mission papers so it was not correct thing to do.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You have great landing success! You grabbed wrong mission papers so it was not correct thing to do.
<Althego>
you were supposed to crash :)
<Althego>
there could be missions to test engines to failure or something
<xxcoder>
lol
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<xxcoder>
"You ask Sinnerman where he's going to run to. You get bored and go for lunch instead. "
<xxcoder>
oh man I forgot about sinnerman
<xxcoder>
its apparently also music
<xxcoder>
what I remember is a short story
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<Mat2ch>
raptop: the FTS has some existential crisis
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are tasked with bringing a water sample from Eve back to Kerbin. Kmath returns an invalid function call.
<Judge_Deddly>
Eve has water?
<Althego>
suposefly explodium
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<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Your "mathematically perfect" corpse converter experiences a control excursion and converts everything nearby (including you) into corpses.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your "mathematically perfect" corpse converter experiences a control excursion and converts everything nearby (including you) into corpses.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your turbopump encounters a slight turbine excursion. IWAN is forced to issue a number of warnings as derelicts from your interplanetary missions return.
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<Deddly>
IWAN do craft now?
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wait weeks for that one mod to update. Your KSP install is Cursed.
<Deddly>
Heh
<raptop>
IWAN clearly had to change their policies from normal asteroids to interplanetary craft because of you
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<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements. While you weren't looking, Kerbin's atmosphere gets left behind by the planet's motion.
<xxcoder>
chemistry failed
<raptop>
Also physics
<xxcoder>
yep
<xxcoder>
"You update your threat model. As you enter orbit, a police car on the surface pulls you over with a very long grappling hook and crashes you into the sea."
<xxcoder>
looks like I need to update it again
<raptop>
The update failed and corrupted your threat model
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
and police too
<xxcoder>
and not the simple bribery type too
<raptop>
Yeah, this is more of the sort of corruption you'd see in speedrunning
<xxcoder>
fun lol
<raptop>
ocean%, I guess
<xxcoder>
reminds me of that manga
<xxcoder>
guy gets isekai'd into game he always speedruns on
<xxcoder>
he defeats the demon king in minutes
<xxcoder>
of course its not over that time, manga keeps going but yeah theres bunch of strange glitches due to strat he used
<raptop>
that sounds silly
<xxcoder>
it is
<xxcoder>
RTA Sousha wa Game Sekai kara Kaerenai if curious
<Judge_Deddly>
I just realised that Hexchat on my computer and Revolution IRC on my phone both appear to be picking the same colours for people's nicks
<raptop>
!mission add Annoyed with rockets, you attempt to develop propulsion without instrumentality.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Annoyed with rockets, you attempt to develop propulsion without instrumentality.
* raptop
may have watched Forbidden Planet last night
<raptop>
It's possible that hexchat and revolution IRC are using the same algorithm for colors?
<raptop>
!mission normal quantity
<LunchBot>
You strap some SRBs to some track in an attempt to make a railgun. (The reappropriated track used caused a derailment with a normal quantity of fatalities.)
<raptop>
!mission add You advocate for the use of pseduo bird-jones telescopes in your spacecraft's optical instruments.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You advocate for the use of pseduo bird-jones telescopes in your spacecraft's optical instruments.
<raptop>
[too specific?]
<xxcoder>
;outcome add You recreated the last attempt too closely, because it included the failure at end.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You recreated the last attempt too closely, because it included the failure at end.
<raptop>
nice
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You mistype and invite Pott Manley to an official event. The craft is eaten by a whale.
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<raptop>
Unsure if there were intermediate steps, or if the whale was named Pott Manley
<xxcoder>
maybe whale is assassin
<raptop>
Oh, is this the whale that got revenge on John McCaffee?
<xxcoder>
maybe? bit hard to tell one whale from other
<xxcoder>
;mission add You get in and launch the rocket someone else just left on pad.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You get in and launch the rocket someone else just left on pad.
<raptop>
Grand Theft Rocket
<xxcoder>
yup
<xxcoder>
"You attempt to calculate longitude of ascending node by hand. You are the last person ever to do this. "