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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace the hydraulic oil in your shock absorbers with little springs. It explains everything.
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<Mat2ch>
It mostly explains why the shock absorbers are in love now. Oh, wait, spring, you said spring, not Spring.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You ask ATC for a takeoff clearance from runway 380R. The local value of π is altered significantly to facilitate this. Your snacks weigh too much and you almost don't make it, but one brave and very hungry kerbal saves the day.
<Althego>
380R cannot exist
<Judge_Deddly>
It can with a significant alteration to the value of pi
<Althego>
unless you find a circle with 3800 degrees
<Althego>
and we dont ecen know if kerbin has a magnetic field
<Judge_Deddly>
Maybe there's a lot of magnetic material strewn around the airport and you have to circle a few times to work out where you're pointing.
<Judge_Deddly>
I suppose if you have a whole lot of parallel runways, 3800R is technically possible.
<Judge_Deddly>
Sorry, I mean 380R
<Althego>
no it is not
<Althego>
magnetic angle
<Judge_Deddly>
So, you have 36L, 36C, 36R, then you would have 37L, right?
<Althego>
jumps by 10 degrees
<Althego>
so 36 is north
<Judge_Deddly>
If you have four parallel runways, you must change the number
<Judge_Deddly>
So, after 37L is 37C, 37R and then 38L..... several hundred parallel runways later, you would eventually get to 380R
<Althego>
but only a handful of airports have for or more
<Judge_Deddly>
I did say it's TECHNICALLY possible, not realistic :)
<Pinkbeast>
Also surely there would be a convention to avoid confusing the tenth 1R with 10R
<Judge_Deddly>
Although, since this is Kerbin, I wouldn't put it past the plater base to make an airport that large.
<Judge_Deddly>
That would be a very kerbal thing, Pinkbeast
<Pinkbeast>
AFAIK the kerbal thing is to have one runway and call it "the runway" - and one aircraft flying at once, which must reduce the need for ATC
<Judge_Deddly>
Hehe
<Althego>
hehe
<Pinkbeast>
("one engine in steam" is a real safety practice on small railways)
<Judge_Deddly>
Interesting.
<Pinkbeast>
There is an implication that you left all your other stuff somewhere else, but given that, ofc if only one engine can run it can't run into anything else
<Mat2ch>
!mission pi
<LunchBot>
Your new friend tells you he's a space pirate, but you think he's joking.
<Mat2ch>
!mission pi
<LunchBot>
Bill does a spit-take with his boneless mustard, which irreversibly moistens the mission plan... creating KSC's first annual train's munar injection.
<Mat2ch>
!mission pi
<LunchBot>
You insist that all future missions be "purple pigeons" to increase public interest.
<Mat2ch>
!mission pi
<LunchBot>
Jeb elects to make a rapid unauthorised exit of the ISS.
<Mat2ch>
great, the search doesn't show just "pi", but everything with a "pi" inside.
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: Can you see if there's a mission like: You set pi to 4?
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission π
<LunchBot>
You hard-code the value of π, figuring that it can't possibly change.
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission π
<LunchBot>
You use an infinite universe to hard-code the value of π.
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission π
<LunchBot>
You ask ATC for a takeoff clearance from runway 380R. The local value of π is altered significantly to facilitate this.
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission π
<LunchBot>
You ask ATC for a takeoff clearance from runway 380R. The local value of π is altered significantly to facilitate this.
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission π
<LunchBot>
You ask ATC for a takeoff clearance from runway 380R. The local value of π is altered significantly to facilitate this.
<Judge_Deddly>
Doesn't look like it, Mat2ch
<Mat2ch>
so be it.
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You set π to 4.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You set π to 4.
<Mat2ch>
Now that will have an effect. :D
<Judge_Deddly>
:O
<darsie>
.mission 4
<LunchBot>
You launch a rocket carrying 4 micro-satellites.
<darsie>
.mission 4
<LunchBot>
You water your rocket garden with a J-404 Panther in wet mode.
<darsie>
.mission 4
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a c. 1942 E6B flight computer to the written portion of your pilot license exam.
<darsie>
.mission 42
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a c. 1942 E6B flight computer to the written portion of your pilot license exam.
<darsie>
.mission 42
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a c. 1942 E6B flight computer to the written portion of your pilot license exam.
<darsie>
.mission 42
<LunchBot>
You decide to bring a c. 1942 E6B flight computer to the written portion of your pilot license exam.
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch an enormous craft from Kerbin to Eve. Unfortunately, the weather is too windy when you get there so you head back home. The tourists are livid. Your part rescaler converts half of the kerbals into some sort of lizard creature.
<Judge_Deddly>
I think I , too, would be a little miffed
<Mat2ch>
and some are hissing now
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try making a mod for KSP. "[13:48] <you> ok, I think I'm making progress! [13:51] <you> ok nevermind" To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are run by bots.
<Judge_Deddly>
Livestreaming programming must be rivetting.
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<LunchBot>
New text is: You try making a mod for KSP. "[13:48] <you> ok, I think I'm making progress! [13:51] <you> ok nevermind."
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<xxcoder>
;outcome add Not quite succesful, but hey that is a progress!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Not quite succesful, but hey that is a progress!
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You suggest terraforming an icy moon Your rocket sinks the recovery barge.
<xxcoder>
;mission fixup s/icy moon/icy moon.
<LunchBot>
Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<xxcoder>
;mission fixup s/icy moon/icy moon./
<LunchBot>
New text is: You suggest terraforming an icy moon.
<xxcoder>
I wonder if I can use those files elsewhere
<xxcoder>
also forgot how to download those files lol mission and outcome
<xxcoder>
;help
<LunchBot>
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<xxcoder>
hey FLHerne is there way to download those files? been quite a while, and could I use em elsewhere?