<xxcoder>
"You install the Physics Changer mod and hit "randomize all". A biker gang steals your lunch. "
<xxcoder>
well thats random
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<xxcoder>
"You mutter something about "chargin mah lazer" and stand with an open mouth. The day is named a national holiday in your honour. "
<xxcoder>
"the lazer charge day!"
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
shouldnt that be imma firing mah lazer
<xxcoder>
lol
<Althego>
Shoop da Whoop, also known as I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You seem to have thought of everything. Or at least you have an answer ready for anything, which isn't always the same thing.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You seem to have thought of everything. Or at least you have an answer ready for anything, which isn't always the same thing.
<Althego>
i dont know is an answer :)
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a submarine out of cardboard and scrap you found behind the VAB. The Soyuz undocks early, and a commenter loses his mind.
<Mat2ch>
Needs some intermediate steps
<Deddly>
Obviously, the cosmonauts think my submarine is so cool they want to come and check it out, and the commenter is losing his mind over how awesome my cardboard submarine is
<Mat2ch>
Is that an xbox controller?
<Deddly>
Don't worry, the glass window is rated to 1000 metres
<Deddly>
We're only going down less than 4000
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<darsie>
1337
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Someone new asks the IRC about vague field. Your orbit follows a Dho-Nha curve.
<Mat2ch>
Intermediate steps...
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You celebrate your birthday in hospital by being just about not dead.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You celebrate your birthday in hospital by being just about not dead.
<Althego>
.mission add To avoid connectivity problems you send your probe to Eeloo with a fiber optic cable.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: To avoid connectivity problems you send your probe to Eeloo with a fiber optic cable.
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<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: Happy Birthday?
<FLHerne>
not me
<Mat2ch>
hm
<Mat2ch>
how's your mate doing? Still in koma?
<Mat2ch>
*coma
<Althego>
tip tip 30 seconds
<Althego>
(falcon 9)
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You activate Windows. Your launch is cancelled due to political infighting.
<raptop>
Who knew that the process of activating Windows was so fraught?
<raptop>
It means that we have a good set of mission/outcomes that they work out like that!
<Althego>
but there are hundreds of non doom outcomes and it happened to be that one
<raptop>
Any half-life outcome would have also worked. Probably Quake, also
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<Az>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Jeb is awarded the Viktoria Cross for extreme bravery. You thought he'd just gone out to buy snacks on his lunch break. Many people are typing.
<xxcoder>
LOL
<xxcoder>
thats hella funny mission/outcome
<xxcoder>
just got this fairly nonsense one. "You do something that you've done before. His name was Robert Paulson. "