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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wear your headphones over one eye, like a pirate. Due to your mission critical failure, fungus somehow evolved to grow on spacetime. Thankfully your solar system is always moving away from it, but it is ever-growing problem.
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<darsie>
poor Matt O'Dowd
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You, uh, have to do this other thing, over there.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You, uh, have to do this other thing, over there.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add There's a brief silence. Then everyone starts screaming at you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: There's a brief silence. Then everyone starts screaming at you.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add No-one seems to mind.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: No-one seems to mind.
<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You try to perform maintenance on your transit vehicle during the capture burn. You miss your burn because the flight computer was spamming you with "system problem detected" dialogs.
<FLHerne>
You probably should have done the maintenance *before* the burn
<Mat2ch>
FLHerne: Bad day? :D
<FLHerne>
bad week, really
<Mat2ch>
I'm having a great day here, because of a bug in production. Which has been there for years. And nobody noticed. And now I have to rush and fix it
<FLHerne>
I was tempted to add a couple of very morbid things to the bot but that would be unfair
<Mat2ch>
What's wrong on your end?
<FLHerne>
Technical problems with my boat, and my friend being in a coma after being chewed on by his.
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<Mat2ch>
Ouch
<Mat2ch>
hope gets better soon
<Mat2ch>
If it brightens you up a bit, I have to replace a part on my car, where I have to dismantel the shock absorbers. And if you dismantel the shock absorbers it's a good idea to change them as well. I see so much money floating away right now
<Mat2ch>
*Hope he gets better soon
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<darsie>
1338
<FLHerne>
.mission add Someone you've never met gives you a pile of funds to find a use for.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Someone you've never met gives you a pile of funds to find a use for.
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<Mat2ch>
That is nice
<FLHerne>
it's being a dramatic week
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<LunchBot>
New text is: Someone opens a can of surströmming.
<Althego>
in the cabin?
<Althego>
imagine that. you are in space and cant escape
<Althego>
on the other hand the life support system filters it out after a few days
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<Judge_Dedd>
Hehe
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You throw a tantrum, because Jeb doesn't want to surrender his sandwich to you. The medical officer fills your cabin with bees for an unascertained philosophical purpose.
<Deddly>
Fair
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<FLHerne>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You instigate a discussion over the merits of a Robo-Human marriage. Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...
<FLHerne>
Just because he's abroad doesn't mean you can commit bigamy with a robot
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<raptop>
!outcome add The fire-surpression system ignites.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The fire-surpression system ignites.
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/surp/suppr/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The fire-supprression system ignites.
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/rr/r/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The fire-suppression system ignites.
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
In a bid to increase crew survivability, you stroggify your kerbals. The mission is a success, but your efforts went unnoticed: everyone was watching a cool new TV show.
<FLHerne>
.stupid fire alarm
<LunchBot>
Imagine if every person in the world had the ability, at their arbitrary whim, to anonymously activate your fire alarm inside your home. That is the reality of the telephone.
<FLHerne>
no
<FLHerne>
.stupid fire alarm
<LunchBot>
Imagine if every person in the world had the ability, at their arbitrary whim, to anonymously activate your fire alarm inside your home. That is the reality of the telephone.
<FLHerne>
bleh
<FLHerne>
.stupid smoke alarm
<LunchBot>
Don't start tearing apart smoke alarms and playing with the americium. It's mostly harmless when outside your body but if it gets in there can be trouble.
<xxcoder>
but hey success is a success
<raptop>
!stupid 3,000
<LunchBot>
Cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped. Estimates suggest a force of between 3,000 and 4,000 newtons (670 and 900 pounds-force) is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this.
<raptop>
!stupid 3,000 homes
<LunchBot>
No quote found matching "3,000 homes".
<raptop>
!stupid 3,000 hous
<LunchBot>
3,000 households in Cambridgeshire have been warned of an "extremely small" risk their smoke alarms may catch fire.
<FLHerne>
that's the one
<raptop>
Does it still alert you if it catches on fire, though?
<Deddly>
BEEP BEEP Fzzzzz....
<xxcoder>
rap thats an race condition between trigger or critical parts being destroyed
<raptop>
Hm, if you have multiple sufficiently independent smoke alarms, one getting burny should cause the other to alert you
<raptop>
...I guess technically all smoke alarms are at risk of a race condition, though
<Mat2ch>
Are we talking about the heat death again?
<raptop>
More that the building they're in could burn down
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