<LunchBot>
You invent a time machine powered by consuming alternate universes that "probably don't want to exist so much." The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.
<xxcoder>
lol
<Az>
Sounds like NASA to me.
<xxcoder>
You want to break free. You reject their reality, and substitute your own.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Flames ripple across your spacesuit, shrouding you in enigmatic smoke. It's a bold fashion choice!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Flames ripple across your spacesuit, shrouding you in enigmatic smoke. It's a bold fashion choice!
<FLHerne>
.outcome add A duck starts nibbling on your craft.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A duck starts nibbling on your craft.
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<xxcoder>
"Thanks to magic heuristics, your flight computer decides now is the time to transmit data for 2,117 experiments over an incredibly slow link. So much blood :( "
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You shift into reverse and break the light speed record. While ordering supplies for the Dark Matter research side-job, due to confusion, you get bunch of different dark chocolate types boxes.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create the Torment Nexus. The only part of the ship that doesn't explode is the FTS.
<Althego>
lol
<Deddly>
Oops
<Althego>
.outcome add Your rotating detonation engine detonates while rotating.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your rotating detonation engine detonates while rotating.
<Deddly>
Unfortunate
<Deddly>
!outcome add You are sentenced to three visits to the Total Perspective Vortex in order to take you down a peg or two. You consider your time far too important for such things and send your assistant in your place.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are sentenced to three visits to the Total Perspective Vortex in order to take you down a peg or two. You consider your time far too important for such things and send your assistant in your place.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Inspired by classic sci-fi, you create the Torment Nexus. You spend all that remains of your budget on cleaning up the mess you made.
<Deddly>
Whoah, again?
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<raptop>
In retrospect the Torment Nexus was a bad idea
<xxcoder>
indeed
<xxcoder>
anything with word torment
<xxcoder>
you probably wanna nix it
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
It's 106 miles to the ice shelf. You've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of big snacks, it's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses. You hit it. sandbox explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly sand grains.
<xxcoder>
dangerous
<xxcoder>
pictured ending space age by bringing up a ton of sand, and spinning it to orbit all over earth
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<raptop>
At least sand has a really low ballistic coefficient
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<xxcoder>
sandblasted solar panels probably dont work
<xxcoder>
honestly it would barely increase space hazard
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