00:24 <xxcoder> lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUoIxpr2tNk

00:24 <xxcoder> they modded planet to have way too much gravity and try to send ship to orbit

00:26 <xxcoder> if I recall right, 1.3g is when it becomes impossible to orbit something

09:41 <FLHerne> .outcome add As the mastermind of this supposed plan, you know for a certainty that it had never existed.

09:41 <LunchBot> Added outcome: As the mastermind of this supposed plan, you know for a certainty that it had never existed.

11:37 <darsie> 1337

11:37 <Althego> didntget there it time

11:37 <darsie> go now

12:25 <Deddly> !mission

12:25 <LunchBot> The Mun hatches just as you land on it, birthing Kerb knows what. Your rocket burns up in subspace.

12:25 <Deddly> Unfortunate timing

12:26 <darsie> Hmm, I could try to bring an Eve water sample home.

12:51 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

12:51 <LunchBot> You set your countdown timer to binary. The display only has two digits, so this causes some confusion. You forget about your mission and just watch web cartoons.

12:53 <Judge_Deddly> !nextlunch

12:53 <LunchBot> Döner kebab

12:55 <darsie> Just scroll the countdown through the display.

12:57 <Judge_Deddly> Perfect solution

12:58 <Judge_Deddly> !mission add You think outside the box and take all your rocket parts out of their packaging before construction.

12:58 <LunchBot> Added mission: You think outside the box and take all your rocket parts out of their packaging before construction.

17:40 <xxcoder> " You ask Jeb for advice. Your incoherent screaming into the void has been noted. "

17:40 <xxcoder> lol

17:40 <xxcoder> so jeb is void?

17:41 <xxcoder> no wonder jeb seems happy most times. if he dies, he just returns to void, in least till he wakes up in vat again

17:42 <Althego> i interpret it as jeb's advice is useless

17:42 <xxcoder> but thats boring lol

18:14 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

18:14 <LunchBot> You have a good pilot and a safe pilot, and the safe pilot is in charge of the good pilot. Nyrath writes a cautionary tale about you.

18:18 <Judge_Deddly> Who is Nyrath?

18:19 <xxcoder> might be former user here

18:20 <Judge_Deddly> Hmm https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/profile/61886-nyrath/

18:20 <xxcoder> last visit 4 years ago

19:24 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

19:24 <LunchBot> You pull The Lever. UmbralRaptor glares at you and quotes Wikipedia.

19:24 <xxcoder> other former user

19:25 <xxcoder> or changed nick?

19:25 <Judge_Deddly> "Former user" hehe

19:53 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

19:53 <LunchBot> You embark on a secret mission to Duna. This time around, the IAEA is called upon to investigate the incident.

19:53 <Judge_Deddly> What incident?

19:56 <xxcoder> secret

20:10 <Mat2ch> !mission

20:10 <LunchBot> You are sent on a mission to deliver Gilly to Mun orbit. Internet Explorer 6 fails your download.

20:10 <Mat2ch> Not sure if I really tried to download Gilly

20:38 <xxcoder> hefy download

21:02 <Mat2ch> !mission

21:02 <LunchBot> You poke the Magic Boulder with a stick and write down the results for science. Everyone's !weapons spontaneously become real.

21:03 <Mat2ch> I'm seeing no reality where this bodes well for humanity.

21:04 <Judge_Deddly> !weapon

21:04 <Mat2ch> s

21:04 <Judge_Deddly> !weapons

21:04 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

21:04 <LunchBot> Jeb misreads the directions on his snacks, and ends up re-eating his lunch. You remember the times when things just couldn't go that badly.

21:04 <Mat2ch> It is only a bot, not the Magic Boulder!

21:06 <raptop> Judge_Deddly: oh, Nyrath is this guy: https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/

21:06 <raptop> And !weapon was a different bot

21:14 <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB8dLlPdk-I

21:14 <darsie> dnw

22:46 <Mat2ch> !mission

22:46 <LunchBot> You try to emulate KSP using cellular automata. Turns out that no amount of distance you can put between people stops them from fraternizing.

22:46 <xxcoder> lol

23:21 <Deddly> !mission

23:21 <LunchBot> Thou must build thy rocket, then thou must count down. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager

23:21 <Deddly> LOL