03:09 <xxcoder> " You debone a porkchop plot. A kerbal has gone missing. "

03:09 <xxcoder> uhoh

03:10 <xxcoder> porkchop pilot?

05:59 <xxcoder> ;mission add You look at budget list for a project. You decide to cut just one corner off it, so it is nice a triangle budget.

05:59 <LunchBot> Added mission: You look at budget list for a project. You decide to cut just one corner off it, so it is nice a triangle budget.

06:02 <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/nice a/a nice/

06:02 <LunchBot> New text is: You look at budget list for a project. You decide to cut just one corner off it, so it is a nice triangle budget.

08:36 <sandbox> !mission

08:36 <LunchBot> The procrastitrons will begin planning their attack soon. A group of meddling kids and their talking dog reveal that your rocket is actually Gene Kerman!

08:39 <Mat2ch> well, now even Honda has a self landing rocket

08:42 <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw-VlOYNkQ

08:49 <FLHerne> .outcome add No-on

08:49 <LunchBot> Added outcome: No-on

08:49 <FLHerne> oops

08:51 <FLHerne> > You anger the Loaf of Infinite Doom. Someone makes a bot to help with it and unleashes it on #KSPOfficial.

08:51 <FLHerne> well that puts LunchBot in a new light

08:52 <Althego> help with angering the loaf?

17:41 <raptop> !nextlunch loaf

17:41 <LunchBot> A good meatloaf.

17:43 <Mat2ch> Enjoy

17:44 <raptop> tasty doom?

18:18 <xxcoder> ;mission

18:18 <LunchBot> You attempt to fire up Zefram Kerman's newest contraption to break the speed of light. Next thing you know, it's Apollo 18 and you're fighting space spiders!

18:20 <xxcoder> time traveling

18:20 <xxcoder> space too

18:20 <Mat2ch> But did we get faster than light?

18:22 <xxcoder> maybe it was almost successful, so universe kicked ship out of it

18:23 <xxcoder> apollo 18 didnt have any space spiders, so it must be alternate universe

18:23 <Mat2ch> oh, so it's a dimensional drive. I'm scared of those.

18:23 <Mat2ch> One universe is insanely complex. But multiple, maybe even infinite? I'm outta here!

18:27 <xxcoder> maybe its not dimenstional drive, its just side effect when try to cross light speed

20:12 <raptop> !mission add You can't decide between saving the frames and saving the kerbals.

20:12 <LunchBot> Added mission: You can't decide between saving the frames and saving the kerbals.

20:17 <Deddly> !mission

20:17 <LunchBot> While you are sure it was a misunderstanding, you design a rocket that uses heavy metal. Say what you like about the alien killer crabs, but by God they can organise an invasion! We have a lot to learn from them - though we'd better be quick!

20:17 <Deddly> Well, one thing I have learned is that they like heavy metal

20:24 <raptop> It turns out that chromium, cadmium, arsenic, and mercury are all vital parts of their biochemistry

21:19 <Mat2ch> Or, they just like the music...