08:35 <FLHerne> .mission add Having lost all your records in yet another fire, you switch to cuneiform on clay tablets.

08:35 <LunchBot> Added mission: Having lost all your records in yet another fire, you switch to cuneiform on clay tablets.

11:00 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Explosion awesomeness: NaN

11:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Explosion awesomeness: NaN

11:05 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your death sentence is commuted due to budget cuts caused as a result of your crimes. Your new life sentence (without parole) is to teach javascript to the worst offenders in the local juvenile detention center.

11:05 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your death sentence is commuted due to budget cuts caused as a result of your crimes. Your new life sentence (without parole) is to teach javascript to the worst offenders in the local juvenile detention center.

11:07 <KrazyKrl> a fate worse than death imo.

11:50 <Azander> !mission

11:50 <LunchBot> You invent a rocket powered by lightning. The gamma flash is visible from over a gigaparsec away.

12:52 <Deddly> !mission

12:52 <LunchBot> You force a game engine that was intended for casual iOS games to run a space sim. Due to confusion, you hire a logger rather than a someone with Math PHD.

15:11 <darsie> PhD

15:11 <darsie> math

15:12 <darsie> .outcome fixup s/Math PHD/math PhD/

15:12 <LunchBot> New text is: Due to confusion, you hire a logger rather than a someone with math PhD.

15:13 <darsie> .outcome add You cut an uncuttable particle.

15:13 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You cut an uncuttable particle.

16:07 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

16:07 <LunchBot> You decide to have tea rather than coffee for fun. In the furthest reaches, beyond the abyss, you find the wreckage of those who came before you.

16:07 <Judge_Deddly> It was the coffee that was the problem the whole time!

16:15 <packbart> to be fair, those who came before you already made it quite far, to the furthest reaches, beyond the abyss. How much further could tea take you?

16:18 <Judge_Deddly> Well, at least that far, apparently.

18:52 <raptop> !mission

18:52 <LunchBot> You attempt to listen to Rokker talk about something for a full hour. Your tourist explodes.

18:52 <raptop> Too bad, the discussion was interesting

18:52 <xxcoder> you olviously have higher tolence than the tourist

18:54 <raptop> Look, if the tourist hadn't worn nitrocellulose jeans, this wouldn't be a problem!

18:54 <xxcoder> reminds me of that early espode of TNG

18:55 <xxcoder> 3 fish-people have explosive suits

18:55 <xxcoder> https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Antedian

18:57 <xxcoder> I was wrong, it was 2 person

19:01 <raptop> I feel like season 1 was somewhat TOS-like, season 2 was actually the one that was the weakest, and 3-7 were where TNG was its own thing?

19:02 <xxcoder> when riker grew a beard is now defining words for series settling down and getting good

19:02 <xxcoder> so id say youre around right

19:03 <raptop> Of course, season 1 was okay but season 2 was bad feels like heresy >.>

19:04 <xxcoder> ;outcome add You have added tourists to your mission, thankfully your crew caught the fact that those tourists is actually assassins, and their suits is made from ultritium.

19:04 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have added tourists to your mission, thankfully your crew caught the fact that those tourists is actually assassins, and their suits is made from ultritium.

19:08 <raptop> ;outcome fixups/ is / are /

19:08 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "fixups/ is / are /".

19:08 <raptop> ;outcome fixup/ is / are /

19:08 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "fixup/ is / are /".

19:08 <raptop> ;outcome fixup s/ is / are /

19:08 <LunchBot> New text is: You have added tourists to your mission, thankfully your crew caught the fact that those tourists are actually assassins, and their suits is made from ultritium.

19:08 <raptop> syntax hard

19:08 <xxcoder> lol well thanks

19:08 <xxcoder> grammar hard to me

20:03 <xxcoder> "You decide to do something about the thermite infestation in the astronaut complex. You accidentally wipe out all sea life except jellyfish, I hope you're happy with yourself. "

20:03 <xxcoder> hard chemicals too hard

20:10 <raptop> !outcome Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.

20:10 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.".

20:10 <raptop> !outcome add Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.

20:10 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.

22:15 <xxcoder> " You cook up a batch of delicious nuclear salt-water taffy. You immediately wish you hadn't skipped breakfast. "

22:15 <xxcoder> HAH!