<FLHerne>
.outcome add Now you're brooding alone by the runnel, while Jeb's in the sea with your plane, and the light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Now you're brooding alone by the runnel, while Jeb's in the sea with your plane, and the light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train.
* FLHerne
is listening to a slightly eclectic set of things
<xxcoder>
" You feed your kerbals catnip to see what will happen. You live to witness kerbal - made horrors beyond your comprehension. "
<FLHerne>
he still can't breathe for more than an hour or kidney or move his limbs much, but mentally he seems ok so far as we can tell
<FLHerne>
enough to argue with his parents about them wanting to buy a boat he doesn't like
<FLHerne>
although it's hard to tell what he's trying to say most of the time
<Mat2ch>
What does "or kidney" mean in this context?
<Mat2ch>
Arguing about boats is a good sign :D
<FLHerne>
I have no idea what the verb for the action kidneys are supposed to perform is :p
<FLHerne>
possibly there isn't one
<FLHerne>
anyway, he's plumbed into a dialysis machine still
<FLHerne>
he does have one kidney left so the doctors are a bit puzzled that it isn't doing its job
<Mat2ch>
as an engineer I'd say: Take it out, give it a good scrubbing and plug it back in. But kidneys may not like this at all
<FLHerne>
.stupid add <Mat2ch> as an engineer I'd say: Take it out, give it a good scrubbing and plug it back in. But kidneys may not like this at all
<LunchBot>
Added quote: <Mat2ch> as an engineer I'd say: Take it out, give it a good scrubbing and plug it back in. But kidneys may not like this at all
<FLHerne>
oh, Tixall's boiler test is this afternoon
<FLHerne>
I'll miss it sadly
<FLHerne>
unofficially we tested it yesterday and it didn't blow up so we should be good
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Three launches fail in a row and your funding is cancelled. The fourth rocket is complete so you launch it anyway, knowing the project is already over, and it works perfectly.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Three launches fail in a row and your funding is cancelled. The fourth rocket is complete so you launch it anyway, knowing the project is already over, and it works perfectly.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add Val and Jeb go straight on through the chompers.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Val and Jeb go straight on through the chompers.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add If Val weren't dead, she'd have killed herself to pilot this mission.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: If Val weren't dead, she'd have killed herself to pilot this mission.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You fear the result -- but the experiment itself, why, that is SCIENCE!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You fear the result -- but the experiment itself, why, that is SCIENCE!
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<raptop>
!choose Jared Issaacman|Jared Kerman
<LunchBot>
Jared Kerman
<Mat2ch>
Wise choice.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
After several missed deliveries, you decide to spend all morning floating around in Duna orbit to flag down your parcel. This lays waste to everything not in sight.
<raptop>
What was even in that parcel?
<raptop>
Also, I guess duna and/or ike got hit by a bunch of nukes or kinetics
<raptop>
!outcome add Your lanch pad is demolished to make way for an expansion of a competing company's new rocket.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your lanch pad is demolished to make way for an expansion of a competing company's new rocket.
<xxcoder>
it better be "The Search for More Money!"
<Althego>
as it was foretold in the prophecy
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<xxcoder>
"Forgetting lunch too often, you install a teleporter connection directly to your fridge. Val sighs and restarts the secondary "Bone Remover 3000.""
<xxcoder>
hmmm
<Mat2ch>
Too heavy bones from too much lunch now?
<xxcoder>
seems so
<raptop>
Maybe she's tired of you having chicken bones teleported into your throat?
<xxcoder>
maybe its just module to debone my lunches due to me constantly choking on bones
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<raptop>
!outcome exhausted
<LunchBot>
Val lets out an exhausted sigh and resets the "days since last fatality" counter.
<xxcoder>
;outcome val
<LunchBot>
Val begins logging the Sieverts.
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<raptop>
Val would like to know if this film is bad, or if there's a huge radiation problem
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<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/lanch/launch/
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned mission found matching "lanch".
<FLHerne>
.mission lanch pad
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "lanch pad".
<FLHerne>
oh, it's an outcome
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/lanch/launch/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Your launch pad is demolished to make way for an expansion of a competing company's new rocket.