<xxcoder>
"You have the bored computer replaced with a Dell laptop. All your resources are immediately irreversibly deleted. "
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Based on an idea that came to you in a dream, you set out to build a scaffold around the sun. In your dream, it was speculated to be a portal, and also tiny. So you want to build a scaffold around it for a reason that isn't entirely clear to you now but that made perfect sense in the dream so you're rolling with it. The aspect ratio changes ominously.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You pet Kountdown. Perhaps you should have double checked your staging first.
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<Althego>
that is whyy the datacenter burnt down
<Althego>
wrong staging
<FLHerne>
.stupid meanwhile, he has
<LunchBot>
No quote found matching "meanwhile, he has".
<FLHerne>
.stupid meanwhile
<LunchBot>
"Next, a bunch of drones come out of the blimp, jump inside some rectangles, jump inside another blimp, and turn into a bigger rectangle. Meanwhile, a small blimp goes inside a big blimp. This is starting to seem like a really great idea."
<FLHerne>
no
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<xxcoder>
" You press the Spacebar. You will say no more about it lest you speak ill of the dead. "
<darsie>
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world prove to be ~disastrously~ wrong.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world prove to be ~disastrously~ wrong.
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<raptop>
!8ball Velociraptor-shaped Earth?
<LunchBot>
You serious? I just... I just told you that, a moment ago.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You begin to feel... pixellated?!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You begin to feel... pixellated?!
<raptop>
You have been dowscaled for the Kilobyte Space Program demake
<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome add You hit the ground so hard even NASA joins the Flat Earth Society.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You hit the ground so hard even NASA joins the Flat Earth Society.
<Althego>
nasa? not the kerbal space program?
<Althego>
and flat kerbin
<darsie>
NASA calls reduced gravity flights parabolic, so NASA is flat Earth.
<Althego>
hehe
<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome s/NASA/the Kerbal Space Program/
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "s/NASA/the Kerbal Space Program/".
<Althego>
remember flat earthers often cite some nasa papers where it is mentioned that for simplicity a flat and nonrotating eart his used
<Althego>
saying, aha, see, nasa admits it
<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome fixup s/NASA/the Kerbal Space Program/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You hit the ground so hard even the Kerbal Space Program joins the Flat Earth Society.
<darsie>
The crew then performs a maneuver called “injection”: the aircraft trajectory is piloted to follow a kind of parabola and the power thrust is reduced.