<FLHerne>
.mission add You are issued a letter of marque, authorizing you to capture other space agencies' vessels in the name of Science.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You are issued a letter of marque, authorizing you to capture other space agencies' vessels in the name of Science.
<FLHerne>
xxcoder: yes
<FLHerne>
physics would be much more exciting but also deeply frustrating
<FLHerne>
free energy from basically anywhere but nothing makes much sense
<xxcoder>
yeah
<xxcoder>
"On a whim, you decide to go skiing off the edge of Dres Canyon. You awake in intensive care as your knees attempt to strangle you in your sleep. You look over your shoulder for moderators."
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
"A yellow glow-in-the-dark octopus-like creature infiltrates your Science Jr. containers. A groundbreaking research paper is written on the subject. "
<xxcoder>
more fun one
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<Mat2ch>
and I'm sad that todays developers don't think like this anymore.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You simplify the astronaut complex. The missile no longer knows where it is.
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<Deddly>
That's simpler, to be sure.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You equip your aircraft with small thermobaric missiles to thwart idiots with laser pointers. One possible objection to this proposal remains--that happiness is not negatively valued. However, this objection is dismissed as scientifically irrelevant.
<Deddly>
I am positively happy with this mission and outcome.
<Deddly>
Idiots with lasers completely destroyed my hobby :(
<Mat2ch>
Stargazing?
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<FLHerne>
"You go to bed early. It's raining and even the seagulls are on strike." <- this has been me
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<Deddly>
Mat2ch, I had a couple of 1w blue lasers that I did use for stargazing, but also for experimental photography, burning stuff and just generally having a lot of fun.
<Mat2ch>
Oh, because the allowed power is so limited here
<Deddly>
I was always extremely careful and followed all necessary safety precautions, but high-power lasers were outlawed without jumping through extremely draconian legislative hoops to get a special permit.
<Mat2ch>
yeah
<Mat2ch>
no EU styropyro
<Deddly>
To get a permit, you have to have a place to use it that doesn't have any windows, and you have to notify the authorities each time you want to use the laser.
<Mat2ch>
well, he lives so far out, he can only injure himself...
<Mat2ch>
in the same time as when styropyro visits a neighbour you can cross four countries here ;)
<Deddly>
Hehe
<xxcoder>
time to go directly to jail. "You say "whelp" and slap your knees. It is time to go. They find classified documents in your failed project pile. "
<Mat2ch>
from what I have learnt you may become president now.
<xxcoder>
lol indeed
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You invite everyone in IRC to try your Sausage Rocket Boosters, cooked on your hand-made poodle engine style BBQ. You activate the self-destruct sequence and all's right with the world!