<LunchBot>
You build your rocket out of chocolate. Supernovy explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly radiation.
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<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
"You create an outcome with insufficient ambiguity. I'm sirius. "
<Althego>
.outcome add The pieces of the ship are scattered among infinitely many parallel worlds.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The pieces of the ship are scattered among infinitely many parallel worlds.
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You discover an ancient magical horn that creates any object you can name. Strapped to the back of your rocket it works ok as a reactionless drive. Tradition would dictate that what happens next is fall, and ruin, and betrayal that leaves a bitter taste in one’s mouth until death clears it away.
<raptop>
That somehow works
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<xxcoder>
cursed horn
<xxcoder>
;mission add You load the cursed items into a rocket to get rid of them by sending them to sun.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You load the cursed items into a rocket to get rid of them by sending them to sun.
<raptop>
Now your own sun is a cursed artifact
<xxcoder>
yep
<raptop>
(compare with that bit on tumblr about how the sun is a lovecraftian entity)
<xxcoder>
also reminded me of something only tangfully related
<Althego>
lol that reply
<xxcoder>
one guy playing dnd rolled lucky on getting god assistance. then second roll decided what god would do, from being angry and smite to coming in personally
<xxcoder>
guy rolled the come in personally. problem is that charactor god was sun
<xxcoder>
so sun literally come in and destroyed world by accient
<raptop>
hah!
<xxcoder>
normally that roll would be "instant win" but yeah nobody won
<raptop>
Note to self: make sure that if you worship a deity, it has a humanoid avatar
<xxcoder>
yup
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<raptop>
!outcome add Your replacement crew dies during character creation.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your replacement crew dies during character creation.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add You pray to your god to personally come in to help you on your mission. Unfortunately You forgot that your god is a sun. It personally comes in and melts world.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You pray to your god to personally come in to help you on your mission. Unfortunately You forgot that your god is a sun. It personally comes in and melts world.
<raptop>
!outcome add Your solid fuel boils off.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your solid fuel boils off.
<xxcoder>
hah!
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
bit hot over there
<raptop>
This was inspired by some comments on RP-1, and how they model boiling points enough that you have to worry about your hypergolics boiling off if you're going to Mercury
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<xxcoder>
"Bob is about to solve a pesky problem with a revolutionary new rocket engine while he sleeps, dreaming. Blood for The old walls.zip checkallip of the Blood Gods. "