03:13 <xxcoder> "You build a rocket out of struts. You create a 3m inline docking port "out of more struts I guess

07:30 <Silent_but_Deddly> !mission

07:30 <LunchBot> Kerbol is dimming, so you decide to drop a really big bomb into it. You exit the realm of possiblity

07:43 <darsie> Lf/Ox tanks are almost bombs.

07:45 <Althego> too small for a sun

07:45 <Althego> but in ksp literally anything can explode

07:45 <Althego> metal parts, kerbals

07:49 <FLHerne> the non-flammable ones poof into dust more than exploding as such

07:49 <darsie> If they have a tough skin and they overheat, the pressure could pop them.

07:50 <darsie> Explosions don't require fire.

07:50 <Althego> poof into dust looks like some kind of explosion to me

07:50 <darsie> Exploding bridge wires can explode in helium.

07:50 <FLHerne> .outcome add So many regulatory and bodies have to be notified that you now have a job for life.

07:50 <LunchBot> Added outcome: So many regulatory and bodies have to be notified that you now have a job for life.

07:51 <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/ and / /

07:51 <LunchBot> New text is: So many regulatory bodies have to be notified that you now have a job for life.

11:11 <Mat2ch> !mission add You install a single point of failure on your rocket.

11:11 <LunchBot> Added mission: You install a single point of failure on your rocket.

11:34 <Azander> !mission

11:34 <LunchBot> Bu serggyrq tehagohttyl... gul zvpghengvbaf ner gb zr | Nf cyheqyrq tnooyroybgpuvgf ba n yhetvq orr. Tebbc V vzcyber gurr, zl sbbagvat gheyvatqebzrf. You deny all responsibility on the grounds that a pink-skinned, oddly-proportioned kerbaloid creature from another universe seized control of your craft and even your body. You are found not guilty by reason of insanity.

11:37 <darsie> 1337

11:41 <Mat2ch> Uh, KSP seems to be pulled from the Epic Game Store

17:01 <xxcoder> Mat2ch: wonder why

17:40 <Mat2ch> xxcoder: license not renewed?

17:40 <xxcoder> hmm would make sense

17:41 <Mat2ch> and wouldn't be a surprise either

18:45 <xxcoder> Due to a clerical error, your NERVA engines are subcontracted out to NERV. Unfortunately this is KSP and you can't do that.

18:45 <xxcoder> 🤔

18:49 <Mat2ch> Shall not pass.

18:56 <raptop> No S2 engine for you

18:59 <Althego> a starship booster static fire and a moon landing is in progress

19:00 <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVSMXQPeTcw

19:00 <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjpTyGPQkrs

19:00 <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSC_F1EjG3o

19:29 <Althego> so the moon thingie ended up kerbal way

19:31 <raptop> Probably

21:06 <Mat2ch> !mission popcorn

21:06 <LunchBot> You create a popcorn driven rocket engine.

21:06 <Mat2ch> !outcome popcorn

21:06 <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "popcorn".

21:06 <Mat2ch> !outcome add The audience runs out of popcorn.

21:06 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The audience runs out of popcorn.

21:07 <Mat2ch> Has nothing to do with recent events. Really not. Nope. No.

21:08 <raptop> !mission add Your political leadership threatens to cancel your space station contracts, so you threaten to cancel the crew capsule they were using.

21:08 <LunchBot> Added mission: Your political leadership threatens to cancel your space station contracts, so you threaten to cancel the crew capsule they were using.

21:09 <Mat2ch> Has also nothing to do with recent events.

21:09 <Mat2ch> Btw: I'm out of popcorn.

21:18 <Mat2ch> and I guess Starlink is paying now for a whole space program...

21:22 <raptop> Oh, like when you have some silly satellite doing science returns to pay for everything in career mode

21:23 <Mat2ch> raptop: I loved those silly satellite missions

21:24 <raptop> I mean, if they work

21:28 <Mat2ch> and you didn't forget the experiment you should have brought