<LunchBot>
You repeatedly play Star Wars sound effects to Werhner Von Kerman's mynah bird. The Thames floods the Lesser Flats of Minmus, but it's still entirely safe to land.
<Judge_Deddly>
Intermediate steps...
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You mod KSP to render in black-and-white with Atkinson dithering.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You mod KSP to render in black-and-white with Atkinson dithering.
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<FLHerne>
.mission add The 'Remove before flight' stickers on your engine inlet covers start peeling off and cause FOD damage to the engines, so you put little 'Remove before flight' stickers on the stickers.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The 'Remove before flight' stickers on your engine inlet covers start peeling off and cause FOD damage to the engines, so you put little 'Remove before flight' stickers on the stickers.
<FLHerne>
(the first half actually happened)
<FLHerne>
.mission add You build the most unique rocket ever, then spend far longer arguing whether 'most unique' is a valid phrase.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You build the most unique rocket ever, then spend far longer arguing whether 'most unique' is a valid phrase.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light. Your mission succumbs to Cole's Law, which is thinly sliced cabbage.
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<Deddly>
Anyone else getting certificate issues with Esper?
<Mat2ch>
I never made an account...
<Mat2ch>
well, nickserv and chanserv do answer
<Deddly>
It's giving me an error about certificates
<Mat2ch>
Did you try changing the server?
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<Deddly>
I haven't tried that, no. But it's also working again on the mobile now
<Deddly>
It seems to be a sporadic problem. So perhaps you're right in that it might be one specific server
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You will control the horizontal. You will control the vertical. You can roll the aircraft, make it flutter. You can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. Tbe highest-ranked thread about your progress tweets is simply titled, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/Tbe/The/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The highest-ranked thread about your progress tweets is simply titled, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
<Deddly>
Unless we're talking about Tick-born encephalitis
<Mat2ch>
ewww, I hate ticks
<Mat2ch>
I had one bite in my home!
<Deddly>
!mission add Your crew is already on an escape trajectory en route to Duna by the time they discover that, although you diligently checked to make sure you had included plenty of snacka, parachutes and landing gear, you hadn't added a toilet.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your crew is already on an escape trajectory en route to Duna by the time they discover that, although you diligently checked to make sure you had included plenty of snacka, parachutes and landing gear, you hadn't added a toilet.
<Deddly>
Mat2ch, do you have pets?
<Deddly>
They can sometimes hitch a ride on a pet and come inside. I hate them too.
<Mat2ch>
No. I carried it in my hair and it walked down my neck, where I felt something hard. It then fell on the floor and I didn't see it
<Mat2ch>
until it bit me three days later.
<Deddly>
!mission add Just as the pilot is about to execute a highly-delicate manoeuvre, the sound of a mosquito is heard in the cockpit.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Just as the pilot is about to execute a highly-delicate manoeuvre, the sound of a mosquito is heard in the cockpit.
<Deddly>
Mat2ch, Yuck
<Mat2ch>
Yes, I hate those buggers and I want them extinct.
<Mat2ch>
also mosquitos and horse flies
<Deddly>
Fun fact: Only female mosquitoes are blood suckers
<Deddly>
And not all of the time, either.
<Deddly>
It's not difficult to find interesting facts that show that mosquitoes are benefitial to the environment, but ticks basically exist to be eaten or to kill other animals
<LunchBot>
You attempt to land a rover on the Mun using only a single parachute. The horror... the joy...
<xxcoder>
landing too fast, crashed, but lived
<raptop>
I guess
<raptop>
. o O (Campaign where I name all of the kerbals after kinds of telescope eyepieces)
<raptop>
!mission add You transform and roll out your rocket.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You transform and roll out your rocket.
<xxcoder>
so thats what they call it now? rocket?
<xxcoder>
;mission add You design and launch a rocket that can transform into a mech.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You design and launch a rocket that can transform into a mech.
<raptop>
Mostly it was me being silly about how you roll out rockets, and well, the whole transformers phrase
<xxcoder>
also reminded me of that crane transformer
<raptop>
!outcome add Kerbin's oceans now contain more spent boosters than fish (by mass).
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Kerbin's oceans now contain more spent boosters than fish (by mass).
<raptop>
We'll ignore for the moment that there are no fish on Kerbin
<xxcoder>
sure there are. its just invisible, like most lifeforms on world.
<xxcoder>
only visible species is kerbals, caucuses, grass and trees.
<raptop>
I guess that's a way to avoid ~~predation~~ collection as science points
<xxcoder>
I think most kerbals is invisable too. ones in ksp is weird exception and thats why theyre trying to leave.
<raptop>
Hm. Most krakens are also invisible, really
<FLHerne>
.outcome The resulting data shows that Kerbin does have a full biosphere and ecosystem, it's just that most lifeforms are invisible.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "The resulting data shows that Kerbin does have a full biosphere and ecosystem, it's just that most lifeforms are invisible.".
<FLHerne>
.outcome add The resulting data shows that Kerbin does have a full biosphere and ecosystem, it's just that most lifeforms are invisible.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The resulting data shows that Kerbin does have a full biosphere and ecosystem, it's just that most lifeforms are invisible.
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<raptop>
!outcome add The waterfall exits the straw at one quarter of the speed of light.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The waterfall exits the straw at one quarter of the speed of light.
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<FLHerne>
oh, there's a what-if?!
<raptop>
Apparently there's a video of that one now
<raptop>
Admittedly, a reference to that neutrino one has been in the listing since long before lunchbot
<raptop>
!outcome add You are forced to turn off lander's altitude radar because it keeps on lifting you off the surface.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are forced to turn off lander's altitude radar because it keeps on lifting you off the surface.
<raptop>
!outcome biology
<LunchBot>
Your kerbals don't really die of anything per se. They just stop being biology, and become physics.
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<raptop>
!mission instructions
<LunchBot>
The latest memo is incomprehensible. You can't figure out what the sender was thinking, and what appear to be instructions are almost gibberish, but you're bored enough to attempt taking them literally.
<raptop>
!mission add Instructions unclear.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Instructions unclear.
<raptop>
!outcome add Jeb gets stuck in an engine nozzle.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jeb gets stuck in an engine nozzle.
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