<xxcoder>
" You upload Jeb's mind into some kind of mechanical otter. Jeb is court - martialed for setting fire to the capsule on re - entry. "
<xxcoder>
lol
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add The comedic timing of your death is spot on.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The comedic timing of your death is spot on.
<Althego>
.outcome add You hire Murderbot to protect you from the angry mob.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You hire Murderbot to protect you from the angry mob.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You explain regexp to the newly hired engineer. Conspiracy theorists find proof that your Mun landing was fake and actually took place on Moho
<packbart>
M.*
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<darsie>
1337
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your Mun mission discovers that poltergeists are endothermic. You are strangled by your own robotic arm-tentacle.
<Mat2ch>
Great, probably operated by a ghost.
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<sandbox>
so tis
<packbart>
so.... we can use ghosts instead of external radiators?
<Althego>
according to stories it often gets cold around ghosts
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<packbart>
you see ghosts, I see a heatsink
<packbart>
so... do ghosts "destroy" entropy?
<packbart>
or does it get put back when they scramble their victims
<Mat2ch>
ghosts have to be from another dimension, so they just pump the heat there.
<packbart>
ooh, there are federal funding programs for heatpumps. win-win-win
<packbart>
A Spiritual Stirling Engine
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
in later iterations of doom they use argon energy from hell for power production
<Mat2ch>
the good thing universes are so big is: If we overfill another universe with too much heat, it might spill back into ours.
<packbart>
or someone might take offense
<packbart>
I finally finished The Expanse (almost, 9.5 is left)
<Althego>
also it turned out in expanse the alien tech was using energy from an other universe and they were pissed off because of that, killing the gate builder aliens
<packbart>
dang that Holden and his "You're all individuals!" shtick
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Your Mün mission discovers that poltergeists are endothermic.
<Mat2ch>
Althego: But only if you used too much
<packbart>
Human could have had a bright future
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter. Kerbals everywhere celebrate their increased life span.
<LunchBot>
Natural selection seems to work, so you build a swarm of giant Mun rovers and leave them to prey on each other.
<Deddly>
!mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Natural selection seems to work, so you build a swarm of giant Mün rovers and leave them to prey on each other.
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<FLHerne>
packbart: the books?
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<packbart>
FLHerne: well, the audio books. I like listening to books, eyes are oversubscribed for tasks already :)
<packbart>
there's a short story left after #9
<xxcoder>
"You wait weeks for that one mod to update. Oh, come on, nobody would do that. "
<xxcoder>
lol
<Althego>
i guess you have to take over the development
<FLHerne>
.outcome add This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add This triggers a geometry loading glitch that turns all orientable surfaces inside-out.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This triggers a geometry loading glitch that turns all orientable surfaces inside-out.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add Your craft glitches out of ksp and crashes at your home, barely missing you.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your craft glitches out of ksp and crashes at your home, barely missing you.
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You predict exactly what happens next. It isn't hard.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You predict exactly what happens next. It isn't hard.
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<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome add Just at that moment, your rash childhood wish is fulfilled and you are transformed into a kerbal on board this mission. The screams are so loud they actually can be heard in space.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Just at that moment, your rash childhood wish is fulfilled and you are transformed into a kerbal on board this mission. The screams are so loud they actually can be heard in space.
<umbralraptop>
F
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You offer up a bell pepper to the gods of nothing. An OSHA inspector sees this, twitches a little and then explodes.
<Judge_Dedd>
Bell peppers are dangerous, man.
<Althego>
lol
<xxcoder>
little bit too spicy for osha approval.
<umbralraptop>
Technically this involved someone in another channel inflating a bell pepper for no reason. But I like your explanation
<xxcoder>
;mission add You decide to use very spicy sauce as rocket fuel for this mission.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to use very spicy sauce as rocket fuel for this mission.
<umbralraptop>
!outcome add The rubber duck expresses its disapproval and vetoes this course of action.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The rubber duck expresses its disapproval and vetoes this course of action.
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<xxcoder>
uhh
<xxcoder>
"You use rolling coal to move your Eveil base. Space is dark, and space is deep, and the price you've paid is far too steep. "
<xxcoder>
whats funny is that it showed right after I was making bit dark joke about losing ev benefits and "coal powered car" and "literally rolling coal"
<Mat2ch>
well, you should've thought about something more evil, when integrating a diesel engine.
<xxcoder>
end to ev benefits is all too real sadly for usa
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You can't decide what to do, so you don't. On the bright side, a corpse cannot be punished.
<Judge_Dedd>
Doing literally nothing is literally fatal
<Althego>
i guess didnt do breathing
<umbralraptop>
If you're dead, you're doing literally nothing
<Judge_Dedd>
Not true.
<Judge_Dedd>
Dead people decompose. That's something
<Althego>
done by bacteria
<darsie>
If you don't do anything, then you also don't consume blood oxygen etc.
<xxcoder>
its bit ironic that what we call dead, is literally full of life growing
<Althego>
you stop concentrating on your quarks and your atoms explode :9
<xxcoder>
corpse being rotted and eaten by germs etc
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<packbart>
!outcome add The crew is technically not dead so much as they are full of life.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The crew is technically not dead so much as they are full of life.
<packbart>
!outcome add You re-classify the crew as agricultural substrate and move on to the un-manned experiments.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You re-classify the crew as agricultural substrate and move on to the un-manned experiments.
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<umbralraptop>
...that definition of the crew not being dead feels like Nurgle was involved or something
<umbralraptop>
!8ball Is a word salad a technical report that's high in fiber?
<LunchBot>
Not yet
<packbart>
needs punctuation, too
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