03:04 <xxcoder> ;mission add You invent the negative thrust power engine.

03:04 <LunchBot> Added mission: You invent the negative thrust power engine.

04:11 <xxcoder> "You try using some grapes, cds and crumpled tinfoil in a microwave together with a little oxidiser as rocket fuel. The plasma is mesmerising. The eyes of children widen whenever they hear this tale. "

04:11 <xxcoder> legendary

11:43 <FLHerne> .mission add You mail yourself to Minmus.

11:43 <LunchBot> Added mission: You mail yourself to Minmus.

11:55 <Althego> hehe

12:51 <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You create a boneless everything.

12:51 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You create a boneless everything.

12:52 <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You create a boneless everything.

12:52 <LunchBot> Added mission: You create a boneless everything.

13:15 <Mat2ch> !outcome fixup s/You create/You've created/

13:15 <LunchBot> New text is: You've created a boneless everything.

16:20 <FLHerne> .stupid boneless

16:20 <LunchBot> Pulleys are just boneless levers.

16:20 <FLHerne> .stupid boneless

16:20 <LunchBot> squids are just boneless crabs

16:20 <FLHerne> .stupid boneless

16:20 <LunchBot> "I shall explain. Snakes are long and tubular, and could easily be sliced into rings for rapid shallow frying. The noble calamari testifies to the efficacy of this technique. Bones, you say? Remove them. Breed them out. I want battery snakes bred for their meat and bonelessness, and I want them sliced into rings and fried. With a little salt."

16:21 <FLHerne> eh

16:23 <raptop> confusingly, crabs also don't have bones

17:13 <FLHerne> .mission add You are vaccinated against obsession, saving you a lot of time.

17:13 <LunchBot> Added mission: You are vaccinated against obsession, saving you a lot of time.

17:50 <xxcoder> lol

17:50 <xxcoder> In order to have endless source of hot air to be used as fuel, you add small group of mid-level managers as middle stage. With very nice wooden table and mid-range meeting chairs. This destroys civilization and you don't get paid for your contract.

17:50 <xxcoder> pretty sure I added that mission quite a while ago

17:53 <Deddly> Hehe

17:53 <Deddly> !mission

17:53 <LunchBot> Due to budget cuts you decide to use discarded IDE cables instead of struts. The camera lens explodes. Returning it under warranty is impractical due to shipping costs.

17:55 <xxcoder> hmmm probably due to cable breaking and hitting camera lol

19:54 <xxcoder> uplift series. pretty interesting books to read