00:04 <xxcoder> "Everyone said you were daft to land a rover on a swamp, but you landed it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So you built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So you built a third. That crashed on touchdown, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! Even weeks later, you find Mün dust in places where it shouldn't be. "

00:04 <xxcoder> swamp on mun eh

02:28 <xxcoder> HAH!! "You go to bed early. In what universe do you seriously think that would be a good idea? "

02:58 <Benjamin> .mission

02:58 <LunchBot> You create a gallery of everyone's past rocketry sins. When the police arrive, you escape the party by climbing down the drainpipe.

02:58 <Benjamin> No way. I stand with my fellow KSP mates!

03:05 <xxcoder> lol

08:50 <Mat2ch> the gallery was too offensive

08:54 <darsie> .

11:24 <Azander> !mission

11:24 <LunchBot> Bill finds some unconnected cables and after some fiddling labels them "I don't know where these go". All that's left is a giant hole in the ground.

11:27 <Althego> ignorance may be bliss, but it can also be deadly

11:31 <packbart> the cables went to the underground nuke, apparently

11:37 <Althego> leet time

19:30 <raptop> !mission

19:30 <LunchBot> Your trip through the galactic centre will take a while. You should perhaps bring a good book and some tasty snacks. Your aerospike powered rocket becomes the largest jart on record.

19:30 <raptop> Bot's *not* haunted

20:13 <Deddly> !mission

20:13 <LunchBot> You stab the sky with fire and math. Kerbin passes several tipping points and overheats.

20:13 <Deddly> Figures

20:18 <Mat2ch> Too much fire for Kerbin.

20:18 <Mat2ch> !mission

20:18 <LunchBot> You present an Erinaceinae with a dilemma. You don't know all of the answers in life, but you do know all of the things which aren't the answers, and this idea falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters due to a misplaced belief that this is what dogs would do if they had access to looms and opposable thumbs.

20:20 <Mat2ch> !mission

20:20 <LunchBot> Jeb forgets to disarm the claymore mines surrounding the docking port, as per procedure. Cows become accustomed to the sounds of spaceflight.

20:20 <Mat2ch> Must have been very powerful mines to make a spaceflight for Jeb out of them

20:36 <raptop> The normal sounds of spaceflight: explosions, shrapnel ripping through flesh, and sometimes screams

20:56 <Deddly> !mission

20:56 <LunchBot> A question weirdly phrased you ask. You try to hide from the falling debris under the cone of confusion.

20:56 <packbart> how odd

20:56 <xxcoder> confusion all over

20:57 <Mat2ch> I'm coned. Eh, I mean confused.

22:47 <xxcoder> "You are tasked with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. You lose antimatter containment. "

22:47 <xxcoder> problem solved