Deddly changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat |
<Rokker> FLHerne: I drank on a boat
<Rokker> first pub i visited was in a boat
<Rokker> next to a castle
<Rokker> technically a barge i think
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<Mat2ch> hah, I did the Rokker call
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<FLHerne> .mission add To reduce the number of mid-air collisions, you introduce a new physical dimension.
<LunchBot> Added mission: To reduce the number of mid-air collisions, you introduce a new physical dimension.
<Mat2ch> That is a good idea.
<Mat2ch> Should also work for boats.
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<FLHerne> .mission add You notice a worrying series of incidents surrounding Alucard Kerman
<LunchBot> Added mission: You notice a worrying series of incidents surrounding Alucard Kerman
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<FLHerne> outcome add You frown as a one-ton slab of iron comes through the wall, whirls past your face, passes through the opposite wall, and disappears on an escape trajectory.
<Mat2ch> Uhm
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<packbart> heavy railgun
<Althego> i never go below large plasma accelerator :)
<Althego> (if there is enough space)
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<Deddly> !mission add You convert your particle accelerator into a way of powering some REALLY fast helicopter blades in an attempt to make your continent fly.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You convert your particle accelerator into a way of powering some REALLY fast helicopter blades in an attempt to make your continent fly.
<xxcoder> ;mission Jeb, Bill and Bob makes bets on being able to launch a complete tree, including roots and soil around it, to space.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "Jeb, Bill and Bob makes bets on being able to launch a complete tree, including roots and soil around it, to space.".
<xxcoder> ;mission addn Jeb, Bill and Bob makes bets on being able to launch a complete tree, including roots and soil around it, to space.
<LunchBot> No mission found matching "addn Jeb, Bill and Bob makes bets on being able to launch a complete tree, including roots and soil around it, to space.".
<xxcoder> ;mission add Jeb, Bill and Bob makes bets on being able to launch a complete tree, including roots and soil around it, to space.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb, Bill and Bob makes bets on being able to launch a complete tree, including roots and soil around it, to space.
<xxcoder> record number of tries: 3
<xxcoder> lol
<Mat2ch> hehe
<xxcoder> gonna love how they used cut in to avoid showing dig into soil
<xxcoder> " You grok the ground. You spontaneously skeletonize. Your remains are put on display in the researchers' lounge as a warning to others. "
<xxcoder> oh boy
<xxcoder> thats rather heavy punishment for just understanding ground
<Althego> but can you understand phase?
<xxcoder> 🤔
<Mat2ch> Well, on the other hand someone should ask here: Can you dig it?
<FLHerne> .mission add You blow up your latest rocket on the launch pad, to ensure its crew's inevitable heroic deaths make the morning newspapers.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You blow up your latest rocket on the launch pad, to ensure its crew's inevitable heroic deaths make the morning newspapers.
<xxcoder> hah!
<Althego> .mission add You replace all buttons and switches in the cockpit with touch sensors.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You replace all buttons and switches in the cockpit with touch sensors.
<packbart> oof. too soon :>
<packbart> ( I learned today that the fuel cutoff switches in a 787 are 1700€ per piece - at least in my usual catalog https://eu.mouser.com/ProductDetail/Honeywell/4TL837-3D?qs=Q6lv3jEz7dedoOXFbJg4Nw%3D%3D )
<Althego> how cheap
Pyta is now known as Pytagoras
<Althego> .outcome add You fall asleep while trying to convert ounce-force inch to pound-force foot.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You fall asleep while trying to convert ounce-force inch to pound-force foot.
<Althego> .mission add You experiment with replacing reaction wheels with reactionary wheels.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You experiment with replacing reaction wheels with reactionary wheels.
<Althego> .outcome add You are legally mandated to provide free psychological counseling for kerbals with traumatic deaths.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You are legally mandated to provide free psychological counseling for kerbals with traumatic deaths.
<Althego> .outcome add As a punishment for your crimes, you are sent to the penal mining colony on Eeloo.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: As a punishment for your crimes, you are sent to the penal mining colony on Eeloo.
<Althego> .mission add As a weight reduction measure, you build the landing legs from cardboard.
<LunchBot> Added mission: As a weight reduction measure, you build the landing legs from cardboard.
<Althego> .mission add The committee decides you have to use AI in all new projects.
<LunchBot> Added mission: The committee decides you have to use AI in all new projects.
<Althego> .outcome add You hide a small piece of Mün rock, muttering "After all, why not? Why shouldn't i keep it?"
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You hide a small piece of Mün rock, muttering "After all, why not? Why shouldn't i keep it?"
<Althego> .outcome add Jeb is stuck inside the cabin, because he forgot to bring his space underwear for EVA.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb is stuck inside the cabin, because he forgot to bring his space underwear for EVA.
<Althego> .outcome add You are replaced by a very small shell script.
<LunchBot> "You are replaced by a very small shell script." is already a known outcome!
<Althego> lol
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<Deddly> At this rate, every possible combination of English words are going to already be known outcomes.
<xxcoder> never
<Deddly> I never suggested a deadline
<xxcoder> it'll take longer than universe will exist, so never :D
<Deddly> It should happen at some point before the heat death
<xxcoder> you wouldnt have enough storage for it, even if you use every atom in universe
<xxcoder> ;mission add You need more data storage, so you turn every atom in the planet into storage.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You need more data storage, so you turn every atom in the planet into storage.
<packbart> reminds me of a program I once wrote that would display everything. The Theory of Everything and every book ever to be written
<packbart> just walk a black-white bitmap through all combinations. only takes forever and also displays lots of junk :)
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