<xxcoder>
"You run out of blackmail material and are fired from KSC. THE SPIDER INFESTATION PROBLEM IS MOSTLY RESOLVED "
<xxcoder>
sure sounds like I was major source of spider
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put a bunch of theremins next to each other and turn them all on, creating Kerbin's first dark matter detector. SHODAN is disturbed by your evil.
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission Mun
<LunchBot>
You shoot the Mun with a laser.
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You shoot the Mün with a laser.
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<darsie>
I created #KittenSpaceAgency in libera.chat IRC.
<sandbox>
so I see
<Althego>
but i dont play it yet
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<darsie>
It's not released, so I guess you're not a KSA dev :).
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<Althego>
i bought ksp at 0.24
<Althego>
it was not released
<Althego>
yet it was available
<darsie>
My flatmate bought KSP with bitcoins.
<darsie>
I told them years later and they didn't believe it.
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You hear it's important to do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you. Jool tosses you out into interstellar space with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.
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<packbart>
how otterly rude
<Deddly>
No puns in space
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You dismantle a Kerbal to see how it works. You are zapped by PrefixCactus.
<Mat2ch>
That was deserved.
<Azander>
yep
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
After careful analysis of the planets' orbits, you find no evidence of an undiscovered Planet X in the Kerbol system. You get bored and go for lunch instead.
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<Deddly>
!mission Mun
<LunchBot>
You add a moat to the Munar gateway.
<Deddly>
!fixup s/Munar/Münar/
<Deddly>
!mission fixup s/Munar/Münar/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You add a moat to the Münar gateway.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Dman979 keeps requesting new missions. Your orbit follows a Donut curve.
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: are you on a mission to ü the Mun?
<xxcoder>
ü looks happy
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<Judge_Dedd>
Mat2ch, I am
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decouple the Engines because their marriage certificate was revoked (you monster.) You run out of kerbals because your cloning machine fai-*cough* Er, I mean because there are no more applicants.
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<Deddly>
!mission Mun
<LunchBot>
You are sent on a mission to deliver Gilly to Mun orbit.
<Deddly>
!mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You are sent on a mission to deliver Gilly to Mün orbit.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In FLOOYD Dynamics' new process, kerbals are perfused with resin to replace all fluids. This results in much-improved dimensional stability in extremes of temperature, pressure and humidity along with greater mechanical strength, abrasion resistance, and resistance to fungal and insect attack. The PDF of your mision report is bigger than the nation of Germany.
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<Torgo>
;outcome add Your umlaut container explodes, emitting a deadly ionizing burst of umlautzeichen.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your umlaut container explodes, emitting a deadly ionizing burst of umlautzeichen.
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<Deddly>
Uh oh
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your dentist screws you over and you are set to lose all of your teeth by 25. You become an entry in Derek Lowe's blog.
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<Mat2ch>
well, yeah, for such a screw-up he might write something
<umbralraptop>
Admittedly that PDF outcome was inspired by a silly comment on their maximum size
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to damage boost off of the Kraken. Your kerbals are blasted to bits all over the landscape. You find this is their preferred method of reproduction.
<Azander>
oooookay
<xxcoder>
some plants can breed like that. every part of it, if took off plant and just throw in soil, will grow into new plant
<xxcoder>
;mission add You decide to go get tattoo of what you love the most: boosters.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to go get tattoo of what you love the most: boosters.