03:55 <Benjamin> .mission

03:55 <LunchBot> You capitalize an all lower-case name. The magnetometer boom, well, goes boom.

03:58 <xxcoder> boom

08:41 <Judge_Dedd> !mission

08:41 <LunchBot> You discover that Kerbals are the product of a zombie apocalypse. It explains the stumbling, mismatched eyes, strange diet and fragmented state of technology. You accidentally wipe out all sea life except jellyfish, I hope you're happy with yourself.

11:55 <packbart> Jellyfish would never be mistaken as zombies

11:55 <packbart> !mission

11:55 <LunchBot> You choose to go to the Mun, not because it is easy... but because it was a mis-click and you don't want to lose rep by abandoning the contract. The lunar bunnies are now on the endangered species list.

11:55 <packbart> Successful tourist contract

11:56 <packbart> Mun Safari

18:39 <Benjamin> .mission

18:39 <LunchBot> You liven up your mod mix by installing Atom instead of RSS. SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)

20:24 <Benjamin> ,mission

20:24 <Benjamin> .mission

20:24 <LunchBot> You move space. You devour the Grey Goo.

20:50 <xxcoder> "you're the grey goo? no, I am the grey goo!"

20:53 <Benjamin> Is that a reference to a movie?

20:54 <xxcoder> I vaguely remember it yes but I cant remember

20:55 <Benjamin> Ah

20:56 <xxcoder> closest thing I can find is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4

20:56 <xxcoder> but dunno

20:56 <Benjamin> LOL!

20:57 <Deddly> !mission

20:57 <LunchBot> You introduce Jeb's BadS Workshop to the Astronaut Training School. You get high.

20:57 <Deddly> Benjamin: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo

20:58 <Benjamin> Thanks!

21:01 <xxcoder> ah thought it was the quote I made lol

21:01 <xxcoder> yeah grey goo is dang scary if it ever happens. quite low likehood but yeah

21:06 <xxcoder> reminds me of that story where world is divided by half by buying, the people who wanted to have lower tech colonize (think ludditates or something) and other half was mining company. latter was trying to get rid of those colony so they can mine the rest of world. so they start pollute stuff. colony have hired smuggler to bring in germs that can live in any envorment and is bad for any tech

21:07 <xxcoder> in end, miner company left before it could infest their tech, and world is marked do not land

21:08 <Benjamin> Was that a book?

21:08 <xxcoder> yeah

21:09 <Benjamin> Sounded almost familiar, but it escapes me in my old age.

21:14 <xxcoder> yeah been quite a while since I read it

21:55 <xxcoder> lol " Oh Kountdown! The VAB collapses."

21:55 <xxcoder> shortest one from trmnl plugin so far