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<FLHerne>
.outcome The coroner asks how much of Jeb's corpse will actually need to be present at the funeral.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "The coroner asks how much of Jeb's corpse will actually need to be present at the funeral.".
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<FLHerne>
if you get this one you've noticed there's a new Checquy book out :p
<Deddly>
Ouch
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You volunteer for rocket fuel production. You end up quantum entangled with Kerbol
<Deddly>
That sounds suboptimal
<Althego>
this didnt add the outcome
<FLHerne>
yes, I sorted it
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<FLHerne>
> You attempt to make a rocket using sausage for propellant. This causes a surge in newly-orphaned children, clogging the inlet of the crushing machine.
<FLHerne>
er
<packbart>
You don't really want to know how the sausage gets made.
<Mat2ch>
oh no, it's going to be a hot weekend and I have nothing to read
<Althego>
most people would go out to some water
<Althego>
i on the other hand want to avoid going out whenever possible, so the weekend is a real help
<Mat2ch>
overrun lakes and public pools? No way
<Mat2ch>
also I'm a bit sick :(
<Althego>
still better off than pirate software :)
<Mat2ch>
hah, that guy...
<sandbox>
I'm still coughing, but I'm definitely over the worst
<Althego>
still breathing, definitely not over the worse :)
<Althego>
worst
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop of space pigs. You pass your exam, and are fully licensed as a pilot.
<raptop>
No, the pigs didn't eat the exam. They may or may not have eaten graders unwilling to give me a passing grade, who knows?
<sandbox>
pigs might fly
<Althego>
wasnt there a flash game like that? you had to send up some animals as high as possible
<Althego>
i am not sure they were pigs, maybe penguins or guinea pigs, i dont remember
<sandbox>
undoubtedly
<Althego>
hehe this brings back memories of yeti sports :)
<raptop>
I'm reminded of Angry Birds, though there you were trying to collapse the pigs' buildings
<Althego>
ah it was hedgehogs
<Althego>
hedgehog launch
<Althego>
or maybe not, but it seems something like the thing i remember
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You install non-lethal space lasers to fight off an attack from the cat nation.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You install non-lethal space lasers to fight off an attack from the cat nation.
<Althego>
haha robot univorn attack, what nostalgic game
<raptop>
kitty!
<Althego>
but i think i played nanaca crash the most
* Mat2ch
points a laser at raptop
* raptop
launches a cloud of feathers as chaff, and maneuvers hard to evade the inbound Giant Military Cat
<Mat2ch>
cat attacks are always very effective.
<Mat2ch>
except when you get the orange cats with only one braincell.
<raptop>
!quote block of
<LunchBot>
"This is mostly because all orange cats share one brain cell. Because God got drunk one night and thought it'd be hilarious to make a block of cheese into a cat."
<FLHerne>
.mission add You get drunk one night and think it'd be hilarious to make a block of cheese into a spaceship.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You get drunk one night and think it'd be hilarious to make a block of cheese into a spaceship.
<FLHerne>
.mission add You got drunk one night and thought it'd be hilarious to make a block of cheese into a Kerbal. That's why you have Jeb.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You got drunk one night and thought it'd be hilarious to make a block of cheese into a Kerbal. That's why you have Jeb.
<raptop>
Hey, Jeb's pilot skills are just as good as any other kerbal in his profession! And he screams less than 90% of them!
<Mat2ch>
how old was that block of cheese, when it was turned into a green Jeb?
<raptop>
hrm
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<xxcoder>
"you are tasked with bringing a water sample from eve to kerbin. inexplicably, it is still wet"
<xxcoder>
wetness is a thing unexpected from water? 🤔
<Mat2ch>
!outcome it is still wet
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "it is still wet".
<Mat2ch>
!
<Mat2ch>
;)
<xxcoder>
;outcome wet
<LunchBot>
You bet your wet booty.
<xxcoder>
oh boy
<Mat2ch>
xxcoder: the age old question: Is water wet or does it make stuff wet
<raptop>
But is it water or explodium?
<xxcoder>
lol 🤔
<xxcoder>
same time, water always touch each other so it wets each other
<xxcoder>
only time it dont happen is its solo H2O
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<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You fix a wiring defect using nothing but blue electric tape. The debts will be settled, one way or another.
<FLHerne>
yes, when someone jiggles your wiring and it fails catastrophically
<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
Today is Take Your Clone to Work Day. You don't have a clone so you go and see the Clone Officer on Level 7. This is counterproductive.
<xxcoder>
lol
<raptop>
!choose take your clone to work|take your clone from work
<LunchBot>
take your clone from work
<FLHerne>
(it's quoting the low-budget and quite bad 2007 sci-fi series "Hyperdrive")
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You experience total retrograde amnesia, but persist in doing your job anyway. How hard can it be to pick it up as you go along?
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You experience total retrograde amnesia, but persist in doing your job anyway. How hard can it be to pick it up as you go along?
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<xxcoder>
"Today is a good day to die. A bowl of petunias crashes onto the roof of the Astronaut Complex."
<xxcoder>
oh not again!
<xxcoder>
gonna love double reference.
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