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<xxcoder>
"Bill opens an email attachment from "B0B KERMAN" entitled "ScienceData.XML.EXE". Your KSP install is Cursed. "
<xxcoder>
curse attachment!
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Realising the danger of the current orbit, you thrust retrograde, only to run into the stage you've just decoupled. Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The Green Goblin gets up to some antics. You bring your enemies to justice. Orbital railgun justice.
<Judge_Deddly>
Sweet
<Althego>
what, not low orbit ion canon
<Judge_Deddly>
Pretty sure an orbital railgun should be enough to take out the Green Goblin
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You disturb the PrefixCactus. The aliens explain that "Your ship. Is mathematically incorrect."
<Judge_Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/ship. Is/ship is/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The aliens explain that "Your ship is mathematically incorrect."
<Judge_Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Two small Cornish pasties and an orange
* Judge_Deddly
*BURP*
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<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/ship is/ship. Is/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The aliens explain that "Your ship. Is mathematically incorrect."
<darsie>
1339
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<FLHerne>
copy-editing quotes is always bad practice
<FLHerne>
I suppose you could add a [sic]
<Judge_Deddly>
It is? I apologise
<FLHerne>
I think perhaps you're taking me too seriously now ;-)
<Judge_Deddly>
I failed to realise that it was a quote, and yes I was taking you seriously
<FLHerne>
in normal practice for newspapers etc., quoted remarks and statements shouldn't be edited in any way, except for [square brackets]
<Judge_Deddly>
Yes that's true
<FLHerne>
so the aliens' quoted ungrammatical statement should not be corrected lest you alter its meaning :p
<FLHerne>
(it is also a quote out-of-context, but it's funnier to object to it in context)
<Judge_Deddly>
I'm reading the story it was taken from now :)
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<Judge_Deddly>
Cool
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You look back at the last few missions and wonder how anyone is still alive.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You look back at the last few missions and wonder how anyone is still alive.
<xxcoder>
lol
<raptop>
That's what the cloning vats and blasphemous deals with The Kraken are for
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add The space megadolon eats you for its late afternoon tea time.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The space megadolon eats you for its late afternoon tea time.
<raptop>
There are sharks now?
<raptop>
!outcome fixup s/megadolon/megalodon/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The space megalodon eats you for its late afternoon tea time.
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<Mat2ch>
Well, you never know until you are eaten by one.
<raptop>
!8ball Will I get eaten by a blåhaj?
<LunchBot>
You know it makes sense.
<raptop>
D:
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<Deddly>
Rip
<Mat2ch>
!outcome add You rest in pieces.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You rest in pieces.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add Only 10% of craft and bodies was ever recovered from site.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Only 10% of craft and bodies was ever recovered from site.
<xxcoder>
;outcome add 110% of craft and bodies was recovered from site, which is forever a mystery to analysts.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: 110% of craft and bodies was recovered from site, which is forever a mystery to analysts.